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Have you ever fucked a prostitute
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No, but my cousin has, many times my cousin would drive into the hood after the club if he didn't score and fuck a ghetto bitch. One time he was with me and picked one up and left me on a corner in the hood while he fucked her. When I got back in the car, he introduced me and she looked in the back and said, oh he cute, I'll suck yo dick for free! And grabbed my dick.
Prostitution is legal in Greece and I walked by a whore house once. It actually has a red light, I couldn't believe it
Prostitution is legal in Greece and I walked by a whore house once. It actually has a red light, I couldn't believe it
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I've had some experience with strippers who moonlight as prostitutes. Also, one time I tried the legal route at a brothel in Pahrump Nevada. Wasn't bad just way overpriced. And a fucking hour drive from the strip. This would have been like 2017-2019. Haven't touched any since then. I get more and more misogynistic as I get older and I'm not willing to put up with women at all.
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if you post any more crude filth like this in the future, i will ban your account
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She said about my length, but not as thick. Said you were 'spirited' and later kindly complimented her on her nut bread. Much appreciated, Sue.
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How many came out for the lineup? Was it awkward when you walked in? How much did you pay and for what ?
How were the rules laid out?. Always been curious about that at those bunny ranch places
Thank you -- ill hang up and listen to your response
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When I was a drug addict, I was sort-of friends with one who gave me a BJ.
The reality of prostitutes is so much bleaker than any movie makes them out to be, and they’re almost all just hopeless heroin or fentanyl addicts.
The reality of prostitutes is so much bleaker than any movie makes them out to be, and they’re almost all just hopeless heroin or fentanyl addicts.
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Does shitty chink washy wash places count?
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Never paid for it, but I fucked a Ukrainian stripper off of Bumble who I’m pretty sure was a genuine who-ah cause I got the clap and found out she used a fake name / backstory with me
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No disrespect, but wasn’t your wife an escort before you guys met?
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Is this the hot new humour of 20 y/o zoomers these days? Lame
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I would save an escort if I had a scrying ball that could see a guaranteed future of undying loyalty and lots, and lots of fucking.
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Finally a good thread,
Yes, all the fucking time,
In 12 different countries, I lost count at over 300 different chicks. Over a decade
Probably 350ish now.
Its insane how guys would rather jerk their own dick instead of putting it in a pussy.
protestant social conditioning has buckbroken men.
What a loser paying for pussy is for losers!
Whatever, nobody gives a shit, youre gone forever in 40 or so years, enjoy ur xvideos.
The upper upper classes thrive on pros, diplomats, politicians, celebs, look at the listings for whores at last years davos conference.
$500 an hour mininum.
Robert. Kraft massage parlor etc.
because they prioritize time over money, why spend hours charming your way into a 6 at the bar when you can pay and fuck an 8.
Youll end up paying either way with your time.
Because “elite” know the puritanical morality laws are a farce to keep marriage rates up, which is ironic, because its done the opposite, and the bible explicitly states that a man should go to a wench to empty his balls so that a virtuous married woman isnt corrupted and adultery isnt committed.
Whores exist for our playzure.
I saw two last week (currently in colombia).
Ill even see them when in a relationship/fwb, because everyone knows women will think its funny just to withhold pussy.
Not to mention when i do see non-pros, im basically a sex god, because when you can make a half jap half italian brothel hooker in liberdade,sao paolo cum in 10 minutes just through licking the clit, the world is your oyster.
If you are afraid of seeing a hooker,
Im sorry, you might be an npc like this guy:
No wonder you love “f for family” and “archer” you npc flyover FUCK.
Never had even the slightest inkling of an std, and ive gone raw and had condoms break from rio to cancun.
If you ever do actually get the clap or syphillis (not likely unless its a crackhead or nigger), its gone in a week with an antibiotic.
Ironically the only time i got anything on my dick waswhen i was too lazy to clean my fleshlight for two weeks, a bacterial wart popped up on my shaft and i got rid of it with apple vinegar in 3 days.
And everyone knows aids is a hetero myth.
Imagine jerking off to some shitty porn instead of having her sit on your face for a hundo.
Yes, all the fucking time,
In 12 different countries, I lost count at over 300 different chicks. Over a decade
Probably 350ish now.
Its insane how guys would rather jerk their own dick instead of putting it in a pussy.
protestant social conditioning has buckbroken men.
What a loser paying for pussy is for losers!
Whatever, nobody gives a shit, youre gone forever in 40 or so years, enjoy ur xvideos.
The upper upper classes thrive on pros, diplomats, politicians, celebs, look at the listings for whores at last years davos conference.
$500 an hour mininum.
Robert. Kraft massage parlor etc.
because they prioritize time over money, why spend hours charming your way into a 6 at the bar when you can pay and fuck an 8.
Youll end up paying either way with your time.
Because “elite” know the puritanical morality laws are a farce to keep marriage rates up, which is ironic, because its done the opposite, and the bible explicitly states that a man should go to a wench to empty his balls so that a virtuous married woman isnt corrupted and adultery isnt committed.
Whores exist for our playzure.
I saw two last week (currently in colombia).
Ill even see them when in a relationship/fwb, because everyone knows women will think its funny just to withhold pussy.
Not to mention when i do see non-pros, im basically a sex god, because when you can make a half jap half italian brothel hooker in liberdade,sao paolo cum in 10 minutes just through licking the clit, the world is your oyster.
If you are afraid of seeing a hooker,
Im sorry, you might be an npc like this guy:
No wonder you love “f for family” and “archer” you npc flyover FUCK.
Never had even the slightest inkling of an std, and ive gone raw and had condoms break from rio to cancun.
If you ever do actually get the clap or syphillis (not likely unless its a crackhead or nigger), its gone in a week with an antibiotic.
Ironically the only time i got anything on my dick waswhen i was too lazy to clean my fleshlight for two weeks, a bacterial wart popped up on my shaft and i got rid of it with apple vinegar in 3 days.
And everyone knows aids is a hetero myth.
Imagine jerking off to some shitty porn instead of having her sit on your face for a hundo.
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I cant deny your logical conclusion.
I take exception to the flyover rube comment, i'm even worse than that, i'm Canadian.
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Ok let me try to remember here. Didn't do the line up as I picked a girl out on their website before even going. Booked for her specifically.
Sheri's Ranch | A Legal Brothel near Las Vegas
The Las Vegas area's hottest legal brothel and sex resort, where men, women, and couples safely explore their wildest sexual fantasies.
sherisranch.com
Here was the place ^^
When you book ahead, they send a driver to pick yah up and drive yah back. Black SUV. Prolly needed more people for the stretch. I remember walking in, and it being a bar area to the left and maybe some lady, the house mom or whatever i suppose, checks yah in and calls the girl or has the lineup setup for yah if desired. Girl i booked came out, we went to her room there and that is where you do the financial negotiating, as it's between you and her according to the law. She sets prices. I remember it being outrageously expensive. Think the bitch charged me like $2k for the hour. I'm not sure if that's average or if i got ripped off. Whores on the strip are usually under a grand.
When you come to an agreed price, she hops in the shower in that room, i think i had the option to join her, but i just showered before i left to come there, so I just waited by the bed, looking at her nick-nack shit she had out on a dresser or whatever. After the quick shower, we chat and slowly get to the dirty. LOL i remember halfway thru i think losing my rod from the stupid condom. She was nice and got me back rocking to finish thou.
Afterwards she hopped back into the shower, probably cause i sweated on her a little. I again passed to hop in as well. Thought about having a drink at their bar afterwards but felt kind of weird and just had the driver send me back to the strip.
Oh, forgot rules and shit, ummm just like wear a condom and don't rape her, I guess? Wouldn't do a BJ without the condom, so passed on that too.
This might be the longest post I've ever done on this site. You're Welcome, Fucking up my rib count you cocksuckers.
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Common misconception
In the states if youre picking up street walkers, yea obviously, but splurge a little and its literally just college girls and housewives, teachers etc on eros, usually starting $300 hrly.
They are 95% contracted by a bigger agency and have to do weekly std checks.
Single Woman are all whores, some are just more honest about it
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“Yo mama jokes”? No those have been around since your mom was getting fucked by your grandfather.