Have you attended religious services in past month?

[Faggot Boqposter]

I helped a priest put his luggage on a cart at the airport the other day. That’s gotta cancel out at least one of the tranny fuckings right?

 

[N64 Cube]

I haven't been to a church service since the late '90s probably. I was raised Catholic.

 

[Farmer Brown]

I helped a priest put his luggage on a cart at the airport the other day. That’s gotta cancel out at least one of the tranny fuckings right?

If you asked him real quick maybe he could have absolved you real quick? (If he balks, just mention the luggage you carrying is real heavy.) I don't know how priests operate "in the wild" as they say

 

[Turk February]

I had 2 men from some weird church pray for me in a shopping mall while I was trying to connect to the mall wifi and gave them half hearted answers about religion. Does that count?

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Christianity is a white tradition that has been under attack by jew mass media my whole life. I wouldn't call myself a pious person, but my faith was something that was passed down for 50 generations though my family line. It was important to my grandfather and his father before him, so I take it as a solemn duty to keep the flame alive. If jews don't like it, it's probably PFG.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

If you asked him real quick maybe he could have absolved you real quick? (If he balks, just mention the luggage you carrying is real heavy.) I don't know how priests operate "in the wild" as they say

Just seemed to be a friendly old nigger who wanted to get out of the airport and get to wherever he was going that afternoon. He said thank you in a very non judgmental, non prosthelitizing manner.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

I remember when I was a little brotherman in 2nd grade there was this cute girl I had a crush on and she was from a Jehovah's witness family. So I told her I was, too, without knowing how fucking weird and lame they are.