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St Paul told them what's upReligion & worship is for women.
Are you going to participate in the poll?My comment is you are probably a big fat pig
Are you going to participate in the poll?
You have to put that in the poll, NB.
What did that entail? Are there meetings?So I became a member of Opus Dei.
You have to put that in the poll, NB.
I know how to make you a spirit.I would like to be a more spiritual person, but church is very boring
Women and slaves.Religion & worship is for women.
Im just kidding there. I'm not a member. Just making a dumb Sopranos reference. I would never quality since they are very strict on who they let in. The organization expects its members to live strict adherence to the Bible. For example anyone who supports abortion would never be able to join. While the Church would never prevent anymore from attending mass and taking communion (generally).What did that entail? Are there meetings?
HA! GAYYYYYYY!While the Church would never prevent anymore from... taking communion
The Church won't prevent you from taking communion (they won't ID or question you), but they do explicitly tell you not to if you are a) not a Catholic, and even if you are, are b) not in a state of graceFor example anyone who supports abortion would never be able to join. While the Church would never prevent anymore from attending mass and taking communion (generally).
The Orthodox won't give it to you in either of those cases. Of course the second is contingent upon how honest you are with the priest but still. It's a matter of polluting the Body.The Church won't prevent you from taking communion (they won't ID or question you), but they do explicitly tell you not to if you are a) not a Catholic, and even if you are, are b) not in a state of grace
That's what I said. My point is no one will literally question you or physically stop you. But you are explicitly told not to without both (a) and (b).The Orthodox won't give it to you in either of those cases. Of course the second is contingent upon how honest you are with the priest but still. It's a matter of polluting the Body.
They will in the Orthodox Church. The priest will just send you away.My point is no one will literally question you or physically stop you
Catholics won't send you away. Instead of communion, however, the priest will give you his blessingThey will in the Orthodox Church. The priest will just send you away.
So you get questioned and physically stopped in the Orthodox church? How does that work?They will in the Orthodox Church. The priest will just send you away.
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