Has This Airbnb Been Posted?

[JackieTober]

Visiting relatives in Wisconsin and stayed two nights. First thing I noticed is the place is huge. It's like two full size houses joined together. Second thing I noticed was the bad#@! car parked next to the coolest bespoke patio chairs I've ever seen! This Patrick guy seemed like one cool customer! Glad to report my impressions were spot on. Smart, athletic and very handsome. My only complaint would be the loud sounds of enthusiastic love making lasted far too long and now my wife sees me as sexually inadequate. 10/10

You didn’t mention the terrific fenced in yard?!?!?

 

[SensibleKeks]

Keep in mind they’re from Kentucky.

“Well hell, I reckon we’re fixin’ to stay at this here fat fella’s Airbnb. Got a roof over our heads, and the commode’s even inside, bless my soul. We ain’t lookin’ to be ‘round a heap of city nigras in Chicago, now are we?”

And… scene.

Milwaukee is blacker than Chicago. Now is this due to an influx of blacks wanting to fart in Niki's vagina? Yes.

 

[Muppet Mouth Marion]

Be funny if Pat / Niki were using AI for these “reviews” - I can see them begging “please post a review - we already have one you can use”

Child-GPT

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Milwaukee is blacker than Chicago. Now is this due to an influx of blacks wanting to fart in Niki's vagina? Yes.

Just when I thought Milwaukee couldn't sound any more enticing!