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Has This Airbnb Been Posted?

TorqueWheeler

Big Nicolas does not exist, staIker.
Why would someone mention the fenced in back yard all of a sudden? As if that's an anomaly and totally rare for homes so much so that it needs a special mention. There's something so suspicious about these ridiculous reviews.
Was going to say the same thing. What a remarkable coincidence that Pat put up the shittiest fence in the country and someone immediately praises it in a review. What kind of person is genuinely impressed by a fence?
 
Was going to say the same thing. What a remarkable coincidence that Pat put up the shittiest fence in the country and someone immediately praises it in a review. What kind of person is genuinely impressed by a fence?
Especially when it can be hard to find a house in the suburbs that doesn’t have a fence. No one mentions it.
I would imagine if you search ABnB reviews for the word “fence”, it wouldn’t be very common. What a coincidence that one of his guests would praise something he’s been made fun of for fucking up before.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
Why would someone mention the fenced in back yard all of a sudden? As if that's an anomaly and totally rare for homes so much so that it needs a special mention. There's something so suspicious about these ridiculous reviews.
Be funny if Pat / Niki were using AI for these “reviews” - I can see them begging “please post a review - we already have one you can use”
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
Was going to say the same thing. What a remarkable coincidence that Pat put up the shittiest fence in the country and someone immediately praises it in a review. What kind of person is genuinely impressed by a fence?
Must be a thing when you’re a rube. I’m surprised they don’t mention how great it is that this place has a roof.
 

SensibleKeks

Here is the route from Kentucky to Montana. What family road trip considers their first stop at Milwaukee over Chicago?
Who is taking a detour to visit Milwaukee? I know fatso thinks Milwaukee is the city is some cultural epicenter, but the city is a crime riddled shithole. So is Chicago, but at least there is things to do.

 

WifeStoreWill

The WifeStore called, they’re running out of gooks
Here is the route from Kentucky to Montana. What family road trip considers their first stop at Milwaukee over Chicago?
Who is taking a detour to visit Milwaukee? I know fatso thinks Milwaukee is the city is some cultural epicenter, but the city is a crime riddled shithole. So is Chicago, but at least there is things to do.

A family of broke ass rubes
 

TorqueWheeler

Big Nicolas does not exist, staIker.
Here is the route from Kentucky to Montana. What family road trip considers their first stop at Milwaukee over Chicago?
Who is taking a detour to visit Milwaukee? I know fatso thinks Milwaukee is the city is some cultural epicenter, but the city is a crime riddled shithole. So is Chicago, but at least there is things to do.

Keep in mind they’re from Kentucky.

“Well hell, I reckon we’re fixin’ to stay at this here fat fella’s Airbnb. Got a roof over our heads, and the commode’s even inside, bless my soul. We ain’t lookin’ to be ‘round a heap of city nigras in Chicago, now are we?”

And… scene.
 

T. Booth Willy

Off the pigs!
Visiting relatives in Wisconsin and stayed two nights. First thing I noticed is the place is huge. It's like two full size houses joined together. Second thing I noticed was the bad#@! car parked next to the coolest bespoke patio chairs I've ever seen! This Patrick guy seemed like one cool customer! Glad to report my impressions were spot on. Smart, athletic and very handsome. My only complaint would be the loud sounds of enthusiastic love making lasted far too long and now my wife sees me as sexually inadequate. 10/10
 
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