Has This Airbnb Been Posted?

[PorqueDealer]

I only skimmed the 15 pages. Did anyone mention the big "Days Since Last SWATTing" sign taped to the front door? All the guests just overlooked that?

good job the gas was never shut off when guests were staying.

 

[RobertMewler]

I only skimmed the 15 pages. Did anyone mention the big "Days Since Last SWATTing" sign taped to the front door? All the guests just overlooked that?

He probably only had it up for the photo ops.

 

[1073waaf]

So where the hell is he going when someone rents his house out?

IT’S A DUPLEX!!! YA!!! LOOK IT UP!!!!!

 

[Harry Powell]

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I hope Eliza's doing okay after Pat's rude review about"need a little more practice respecting other's spaces". Hope no reporters reach out.

I’m not worried about reporters. I really hope Rick doesn’t reach out and confront her in a mean way!

 

[SFWA liaison]

imagine you show up at an airbnb and there's an "x days since last swatting" sign on the door

 

[RoxburyRick]

imagine you show up at an airbnb and there's an "x days since last swatting" sign on the door

I would never stay at an Airbnb when their are visible cracks in the walls when you open a picture

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

No child, I am noT the old maid

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

seriously, this looks like a halfway house

Nice rent-to-own living room set you fucking loser.

 

[guest]

"Mr Tomlinson, you ARE the caretaker here. You uh... were arrested for threatening to chop your wife and unborn daughter up into little pieces."
"That's strange, sir. I don't have a recollection of that at all."

 

[BUBBLER]

So for those who don’t know the $99 is the “flat fee” and the price raises based on demand. Here’s what staying 5 nights at the hovel would cost you:


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Jeesssus christ. Thats about $176 a night for 5 nights and this price obviously raises per guest.

So then the question is how much is Rick collecting? AirBNB taxes 3% of the subtotal to the owner, so a $1,185 reservation would net Rick about $1,100 flat in profit…

but wait!

You then need to take $1,100 and subtract taxes. And rent. And utilities. And cleaning the place. And stocking it with amenities and basic living supplies like toilet paper, trash bags, etc. THEN he needs to pay CAPITAL GAINS TAXES on this. So subtract however high a % that is.

He’s making no money.

This is retarded

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

He literally has guests staying there this weekend holy shit.

 

[RoxburyRick]

This is retarded

The math is puzzling and like usual Sue is as long winded as Pat is fat.

Did a little digging and if Pat is doing everything completely by the book, he has to purchase home share insurance. Googling that I found that the average cost of that is roughly $2000 per year. If Pat is renting out 150 times a year, and pocketing (no garauntee) $115 for every day it's rented it comes to (deducting $3 per day for cleaning supplies, bags, laundering the sheets) he's pulling in $17,256. But now you take out the insurance and Pat is doing $1,271.33 a month after expenses. Righteous Bucks!

Pat claims to still be peripherally involved in the insurance biz. Wonder if he would risk using his old credentials and know how to fudge proof of coverage to Airbnb/mortgage holder to make a cool $2,000 per year?

 

[BUBBLER]

The math is puzzling and like usual Sue is as long winded as Pat is fat.

Did a little digging and if Pat is doing everything completely by the book, he has to purchase home share insurance. Googling that I found that the average cost of that is roughly $2000 per year. If Pat is renting out 150 times a year, and pocketing (no garauntee) $115 for every day it's rented it comes to (deducting $3 per day for cleaning supplies, bags, laundering the sheets) he's pulling in $17,256. But now you take out the insurance and Pat is doing $1,271.33 a month after expenses. Righteous Bucks!

I don’t know what Bommia is posting under these days, but he would be the authority on this subject.

 

[RoxburyRick]

I don’t know what Bommia is posting under these days, but he would be the authority on this subject.

Ya but could he explain it in under 2500 words like I did?

 

[BUBBLER]

Ya but could he explain it in under 2500 words like I did?

Lol

 

[Rodeo Clown]

I know I said he was making no money off this before but i’m starting to think otherwise. If people are staying there for an avg of 2-3 nights at like $125 a night he’s making around $1000 pre tax every reservation. He’s had 111 reviews and of course not everyone who stays will review. Simple maffs tells me thats like $100,000+ over a year (again, pre tax and expenses). That doesn’t make him rich but relative to the debt it gives us some perspective that Pat isn’t a complete bum.

You would be shocked by how much you can make. He has to mow and shovel,plus do any maintenance work though. They probably do the cleaning themselves.

 

[RoxburyRick]

You would be shocked by how much you can make. He has to mow and shovel,plus do any maintenance work though. They probably do the cleaning themselves.

To bring in $100,000 a year he'd have to be pulling in 400-500 per night rented for 4-5 nights every single week. He ain't doing shit

 

[BUBBLER]

To bring in $100,000 a year he'd have to be pulling in 400-500 per night rented for 4-5 nights every single week. He ain't doing shit

What are you on about? That dude didn’t say anything about 100 grand?

 

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Lmfao

 

[RoxburyRick]

What are you on about? That dude didn’t say anything about 100 grand?

Sue did and I am continuing to point out that stupidity