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“Hey, restaurant, want to buy some of my homemade hot sauce thats not approved by the FDA? You can trust this is hot sauce and nothing illicit has been put in it”
Yeah he’s a fat fibber
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Harvest at the hovel
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Yeah he’s a fat fibber
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unless he was supplying them with cases, why would they even bother using the single or few bottles he gave em? and then asking for more? thats so much hassle
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Remember he lies all the time, but if there's any truth to this story they may have told him they love it and will use it in their food to get him off their backs. He practically lived at that bar before they got rid of him after the BDA incident. He's more than likely been an unbearable drunken asshole in there many times over the years so they knew how to handle him to get him to sit down, shut up, and stop annoying the customers and staff.
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they were serving slop with packets of crackers so the flavour clearly doesnt matter to their patrons. also i would imagine a real restaurant would go through a few bottles per day so this layabout making a dozen per year wont cut it. dont know what the technicality here but its such retarded shit to lie about
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Say fresh again, stupid.
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You think old Jackson ever watched Rick work on some 9 year old's dick like that?
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On top of everything else, he sneaks in a little
humblebrag at the end. “I was in the steam room after working out because I work out like a lot and I definitely wasn’t in there cruising.”
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The cat fur adds texture and flavor, stlaker.
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Boiling jelly in water at atmospheric pressure for jarring. Idiot.
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He grew almost none of the ingredients he's using for that slop in his "garden". As usual, over 90% of the shit he uses for this "weapons grade" garbage was purchased at his neighborhood Walmart.
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Im sure the whole family really enjoys his butthole melting hot sauce.