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Harvest at the hovel

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Slackjawed Cow

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Cygnus Nana X-1 said:
You'd think he'd name drop the restaurant to drive business and sales for both parties. He's such an egregious retard to think people believe this.
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Even if the bartender he gifted a bottle to said he wanted more, the fact pat thought " I gotta make tweet about this" is retarded. It just makes it worse that he had to intentionally lie on twitter acting like he should start bottling and selling hot sauce because his is just that good. Just to boost his own ego. He cant even be honest with himself.
 
DrTorqueCarlisi

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Once again he's such a freakish spergout of a person, with no personality of his own.

He thinks manly men are into hot sauce (because the entirety of his education has come from TV and internet) and follows the notion in silly directions.

Guns, gyms, cars, hot peppers, and GOING COMMANDO! Are you impressed by his unimpeded manliness yet?
 
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Jenna said:
I really think that's what got him kicked out of Hoolis. He wanted to lie and make a "and my hot sauce was soooooo good that all the places I go are now using it" narcissistic self-brag but concerned citizens let the FDA know about it.

I love when he faces serious consequences for his random lies, because he's too stupid to predict anything beyond "and then everyone was impressed with me and my hot sauce".
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I'll point out once more that you can't write fiction that is more intelligent than you are.

PS - the secret ingredient is incompetence, in his hot sauce and his scifi.
 
TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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We got Chef Booby Flay ova here

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And just like that you are a faggot!
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Can you imagine doing this? Stopping everything every so often to take a picture of the next step? While you're making fucking jelly and everything has spicy, sticky shit all over it? And then later writing faggy captions for each picture?

Hey, retard. Just post the instructions that you followed. You don't need to post the Pat version with added faggy snark and cool guy swears like you invented hot pepper jelly and you can do it off the top of your long, fat head.
 
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