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Harvest at the hovel
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Remember, this shit grown in his polluted garbage alleyway is what they give away as Christmas presents which people undoubtedly toss in the trash. Imagine trusting anything consumable coming from those morons and that hovel.
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I love that Hot Sauce Rick is a part of his Tough Guy framework. Hot sauce snobs are the new IPA beer faggots.
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I hope he shoves those gloves up nikkis ass.
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What a dog shit cheapskate xmas present every year. He used to call it jelly but he thinks calling it jam sounds more sophisticated.
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Those are most likely her hands, so that's for his ass. Remember, he always takes credit for other people's work. That pathetic "garden" is maintained by the dopey, unemployed wife.
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Nice sterilizing the jars, stupid.
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His yields are getting a lot smaller even with the hot peppers. A couple years ago he had a full bag.
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Which is hilarious because they can't do that. It's against like every health code ever
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Nikki told him they don't have the money for him to be going to wholefoods for his twitter larp.
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The goal was the Twitter post. He's a faggot you see.
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Not if they're using it as lube
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Pat's stomach lining is the real victim in all of this. Daily drinking, hot sauce, unregulated cured meats. Fawkin broodal.
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He has been cheaping out on family xmas gifts by giving a jar/bottle of shit that is probably far too hot for most people to enjoy, for everyone they know instead of a thoughtful gift. They only need to spend $20 on jars and a few ingredients to cover all of pats people he wants to gift. How many people do you know that reach for/prefer carolina reaper hot sauce on a daily basis? Habenjero is about maximum for heat and still a flavorful pepper ratio. That said, I wouldnt want it in a jelly form. Thats almost useless.
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It does seem like pat has to add extreme heat to a lot of his meals ( probably another extension of him trying to prove how manly/tough he is) Mix that with his daily binge drinking and his toilet must look like a disaster after his morning spray of shit.
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Flavia, the wife of Dan Mullen of Insight Software (the shot caller here), can offer advice on cleaning it.
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“And we’ll give him your credit card information if he asks for it.”
It’s good that no reputable business would do such a thing.
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I love hot sauce.
You couldn't make me put Pat's hot sauce on ANYTHING I'm eating, even if it's lacking flavour, like the typical boiled Brit shit.
You couldn't make me put Pat's hot sauce on ANYTHING I'm eating, even if it's lacking flavour, like the typical boiled Brit shit.