Happy Canada Day

[Turk February]

This is the most holy and sacred of days for Canadians where we remember the many Canadian heroes who made this country what it is, important historical figures whose deeds echo around the world like Mark McKinney, Kevin MacDonald, Bruce McCullough, Scott Thompson, and even the traitor, Dave Foley. God rest their souls, our soil is sewn with their blood, and our fields were ploughed with their boots.

 

[HomeRunCumia]

 

[johnnynoname]

and even the traitor, Dave Foley.

let it go

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

The US should have just taken Canada during the revolution

 

[Turk February]

The US should have just taken Canada during the revolution

You tried in 1812, were beaten back by a fat woman named Laura, and had your capital burnt down.

 

[PickleRickle]

I would like to take this moment to praise our icons.

-Mr. Dress Up
-Fred Penner
-Avril Lavigne
-Terry Shitty-Legs Fox
-Roberta Bondar
-The Canada-Arm

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You tried in 1812, were beaten back by a fat woman named Laura, and had your capital burnt down.

She makes great chocolate. She's got a store in the mall.

 

[Turk February]

I would like to take this moment to praise our icons.

-Mr. Dress Up
-Fred Penner
-Avril Lavigne
-Terry Shitty-Legs Fox
-Roberta Bondar
-The Canada-Arm

If Trudeau really wanted to turn things around, he could just appoint "The Canadarm" to Senate, and everyone would unanimously applaud his courage and wit.

 

[PickleRickle]

If Trudeau really wanted to turn things around, he could just appoint "The Canadarm" to Senate, and everyone would unanimously applaud his courage and wit.

Thats so inane and retarded that i'm surprised he didnt think of that first. That is absolutely something he would do to target our age-group, know-nothing peers and get them clapping like seals.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I would like to take this moment to praise our icons.

-Mr. Dress Up
-Fred Penner
-Avril Lavigne
-Terry Shitty-Legs Fox
-Roberta Bondar
-The Canada-Arm

Don Cherry
Wink Yahoo
Harland Williams
Polkaroo
Hal Johnson and Joanne MacCloud of Body Break
Sugar from The Zone
Patty from The Crawlspace
Randy Bachman
"Now the people will know we were here" kid
The Logdriver
Snow
Neil Young's father Scott Young
Leroy Blugh

I can't think of any more notable Canadians.

 

[PickleRickle]

Don Cherry
Wink Yahoo
Harland Williams
Polkaroo
Hal Johnson and Joanne MacCloud of Body Break
Sugar from The Zone
Patty from The Crawlspace
Randy Bachman
"Now the people will know we were here" kid
The Logdriver
Snow
Neil Young's father Scott Young
Leroy Blugh

I can't think of any more notable Canadians.

Massive props for Wink Yahoo. That dude fawkin ruled. I still want to rail Patty from The Dump(er) on that show, she was a sexy lil piece of grade A meat.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Please stand for the national anthem

 

[DMbA]

Please stand for the national anthem

This is their national anthem

 

[Cptbaldopie]

No love for john candy? Fucking snowbacks.

 

[Turk February]

Let's not forget YTVs "Radio Active" where George Goodwin taught us the weakness of linear thought, and Tanya Panda taught us black people weren't scary.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

No love for john candy? Fucking snowbacks.

The entire cast of SCTV.

I laugh every time I think about how Rick Moranis completely vanished from the public eye for like 20 years and then the first time he stepped out into the world again some random nigger knockout gamed him and he just went back into hiding. Poor guy.

 

[Jenna]

 

[Turk February]

Also, let's not forget Kathleen Mead, who was constantly getting beaten up by her boyfriend, abused by her alcoholic mother, and otherwise shit on by life for all of our entertainment.

 

[Turry Fawks]

I'm especially proud of all the MPs who were found to be colluding with hostile foreign powers to influence our elections and steal state secrets. I'd like to name them but the government has decided, in its infinite wisdom, to withhold that information from the citizens. They're still in office instead of swinging from the gallows and for that I salute them.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Don Cherry
Wink Yahoo
Harland Williams
Polkaroo
Hal Johnson and Joanne MacCloud of Body Break
Sugar from The Zone
Patty from The Crawlspace
Randy Bachman
"Now the people will know we were here" kid
The Logdriver
Snow
Neil Young's father Scott Young
Leroy Blugh

I can't think of any more notable Canadians.

I’ll give you Don Cherry and Harland Williams. Besides Neil Young I don’t know anyone else on that list.