I hope you enjoyed it because singing happy birthday is felonious activity that will result in prison time, child.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Niki and his "dozens" of friends and family members obviously didn't bother either. Nice unloved existence, Pig.
The fact that your daughter has your same accent is both completely logical and absolutely hilarious and it will never not make me laugh. Good job, Boomia.
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What if.... hear me out.... the whole Canada thing is just a ruse to throw fatty off lol. That would make his initial claim I'm in the USA correct.
This is legitimate art
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Jesus Christ I saw it on Twitter first and I've been laughing ever since. Well done Boomia.
The family that mocks a fat retard together, stays together.
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This better make the A&E documentary.
We're giving the trannies and democrats a run for their money on mental unhealthiness
What kind of cake is it?
When you can tell that this little slugger's voice is going through puberty; that's how you know we've been at this with Patrick for a while.
You're a good father, Boomia.
This may sound gay, and odd - considering I may actually be older than you - but would you adopt me?
For the bit
This may sound gay, and odd - considering I may actually be older than you - but would you adopt me?
For the bit
You're a fucking legend, Booms.
that kid sounds pretty fat himself
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