Hackiest/Most fake O&A bits

[The Sue Deal]

Link me, I don't have these bits playing in my mind on repeat everyday like you.

First day of Lady Di’s internship. It’s interspersed over 3 hours of the show. I’ll simplify it so you don’t have to relisten:

It’s Di’s first day as an intern. Eventually Bobo calls in. They go “Why the fawwwk are you calling us?!” and Bobo explains THEY called him. Bobo informs them he’s outside the studio. “Why the fawwwk are you outside the studio?!?!” when they asked him to come. They hang up on him. Bobo calls again and says he’s in the lobby. “Why the fawwwk are you in the lobby?! Go away!” when they asked him to come in the lobby.

Erock runs in studio later and says “Uh guys we gotta bring Bobo up” and everyone gets mad at him. Opie says “We were gonna get Bobo up here and go Whoaaa how’d he get in the fawwkin studio when we didn’t ask him to! You ruined the fawwkin bit Erock!” so they make him sniff Di’s underwear as punishment.

 

[BenDovid]

First day of Lady Di’s internship. It’s interspersed over 3 hours of the show. I’ll simplify it so you don’t have to relisten:

It’s Di’s first day as an intern. Eventually Bobo calls in. They go “Why the fawwwk are you calling us?!” and Bobo explains THEY called him. Bobo informs them he’s outside the studio. “Why the fawwwk are you outside the studio?!?!” when they asked him to come. They hang up on him. Bobo calls again and says he’s in the lobby. “Why the fawwwk are you in the lobby?! Go away!” when they asked him to come in the lobby.

Erock runs in studio later and says “Uh guys we gotta bring Bobo up” and everyone gets mad at him. Opie says “We were gonna get Bobo up here and go Whoaaa how’d he get in the fawwkin studio when we didn’t ask him to! You ruined the fawwkin bit Erock!” so they make him sniff Di’s underwear as punishment.

I was already gone, so I don't remember this.

That said, is this "fake radio"? Or just Opie and Opie alone trying a stupid bit that doesn't go anywhere. I've seen you bring this up before. It really seems to bother you.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Don't answer my question with more questions. I want you to explain the process to me as to how these fake bits are conceived and executed before you start asking questions.

You shouldn’t be drinking so much before work. Those tables aren’t going to bus themselves.

 

[JebJoh]

What about the gregshells episode where nana got mad and opie cried

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

What about the gregshells episode where nana got mad and opie cried

Poorfag

 

[JebJoh]

Poorfag

Pretend you own more stocks. That’ll impress me.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Pretend you own more stocks. That’ll impress me.

Did you happen to the the math poorfag? Thats one stock. Whatever, I can see why you’re voting D.

 

[JebJoh]

Did you happen to the the math poorfag? Thats one stock. Whatever, I can see why you’re voting D.

You’re loooyyyyyinggg. And that’s just sad. Can you look up your real daddy with google and tell him these stories? Maybe he’ll believe them.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

You’re loooyyyyyinggg. And that’s just sad. Can you look up your real daddy with google and tell him these stories? Maybe he’ll believe them.

lol you really suck. I’ll dm you so you can just take the L

 

[JebJoh]

lol you really suck. I’ll dm you so you can just take the L

Okay liar. Remember though, neither trump nor I want to be your new daddy. Keep your fantasies to yourself.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Okay liar. Remember though, neither trump nor I want to be your new daddy. Keep your fantasies to yourself.

Answer your dm shitdick

 

[JebJoh]

Answer your dm shitdick

Lie more. You’ve earned our pity.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Feel free to read dumb fuck

 

[JebJoh]

Feel free to read dumb fuck

You fucking duds really needed a daddy didn’t you? Not my job dudster.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

You fucking duds really needed a daddy didn’t you? Not my job dudster.

I feel bad for your FN son tbh

 

[JebJoh]

I feel bad for your FN son tbh

Don’t be sad, lots of guys are such duds that their dads abandoned them. You can form a club or something.

 

[BenDovid]

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

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[DMAN]

So when O&A got Bobo up into the studio and pretended he just walked in on his own and were shocked he was there, that was real?

Thats rhetorical. Of course it fucking wasnt

They were gaslighting Bobo to get a reaction from him. Everyone always takes this and the time Lady Di said they called her to mean that somehow only Opie was pulling strings and he was intentionally pretending to hate Bobo and Di to "look cool" or some other asshat Cumiapound Cel nonsense logic to attack Opie again.

Opie does things for a perfectly solid reason and they trip over themselves to misunderstand it.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Opie does things for a perfectly solid reason

This is why I can never take your bit seriously. Return your cart.