Hackiest/Most fake O&A bits

[Barzoni1010]

Aight so, Sam calls Erik on his honeymoon before the show and says "Hey Erik, we're gonna do a bit where we call you and give out your actual phone number is that cool?" Yeah. Go for it.

That's basically how it went down then?

Without getting into your hyper specific semitic semantics, yeah pretty much

It probably wasn't even Erocks phone or maybe it was a secondary number he didn't give a shit about. Whatever the case, taking 30 minutes out of your vacation to half assedly act upset over the phone isn't a big ask. He was at like an Atlantis resort and Erocks dick probably barely works anyway so I assume he had a lot of downtime

 

[The Sue Deal]

The only thing about leaking Erocks number that could be a bit is that Opie purposefully gave it out instead of being a retard who let it “leak” out.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Don't answer my question with more questions. I want you to explain the process to me as to how these fake bits are conceived and executed before you start asking questions.

why should he defend an argument he wasn't making, you defective brained fuckstick?

 

[Cartoon Redux]

Cherry darts

Cherry darts was real, about 10 years ago I worked with a gorgeous girl who heard me listening to O&A when we went to lunch. She told me she worked with an agency and was hired to be a cherry dart target when the traveling virus came into town. She wouldn't tell me how much she was paid, though.

This would have been fall 2013 IIRC

 

[BenDovid]

Why are you acting like making up a fake bit is some Mossad-level conspiracy?

People on a show get together and discuss things they think would be funny. Like Todd and his producers writing his fake prank calls. It’s not that complex or unbelievable. 20 hours a week is a lot of air to fill.

Do you realize that for 20 years, Opie couldn't bring himself to watch The Shining to even make an attempt at a joke. That same Opie, and the Anthony who was putting his jacket on at 9:48, would somehow find the time to sit with producers and flesh out phony bits.

Lemme tell you the same thing I've been telling people for 20 years. Nothing is fake. When you hear Bobo breaking his Fugitive character, that's real. That happened. When Erik's number went out live, that was real. That happened. You can even hear Anthony mashing the dump button. In fact, if you listen to the broadcast version, you can even hear the post-dump compression and time stretch. Why is it so hard for some of you to just simply believe things happened as you heard them? This wasn't a reality show. Sometimes a line was written down and handed to somebody in the moment, but that's the extent of things.

I just think it's hysterical that some people still think that the O&A show was structured, or all planned out on a whiteboard, days and weeks in advanced. It was literally a bunch of morons showing up really early and turning microphones on. The people who think O&A was scripted didn't listen to much O&A. There's just as much and probably more absolute dog shit than there are gems.

Without getting into your hyper specific semitic semantics, yeah pretty much

It probably wasn't even Erocks phone or maybe it was a secondary number he didn't give a shit about. Whatever the case, taking 30 minutes out of your vacation to half assedly act upset over the phone isn't a big ask. He was at like an Atlantis resort and Erocks dick probably barely works anyway so I assume he had a lot of downtime

Yes, good I like this, now we have prop cell phone budgets.

 

[BenDovid]

This would have been fall 2013 IIRC

And who could forget the great Traveling Virus tour of Fall 2013. Also, mid November is the best time of year for amphitheater shows.

 

[Cartoon Redux]

Nice deleted reply, you illiterate faggot kike @BenDovid

 

[BenDovid]

Nice deleted reply, you illiterate faggot kike @BenDovid

Ya, that's why I deleted it. I realized I had read it wrong. Crazy, right? Should we see how many pages we can get out of this?

 

[SpaceEdge]

Dragon Wagon

 

[Cartoon Redux]

Ya, that's why I deleted it. I realized I had read it wrong. Crazy, right? Should we see how many pages we can get out of this?

Nah, just wanted to fuck around a bit. Thanks.

 

[Voscabulary]

Nice deleted reply, you illiterate faggot kike @BenDovid

@chocolatehellhole, we have a pdwn

 

[chocolatehellhole]

@chocolatehellhole, we have a pdwn

This matter has been resolved.

 

[DooDooBrown]

So after a thousand bitter posts complaining about how much prep work he had to do while the stars showed up and did nothing and Erock ate sandwiches, now all of a sudden the show was just a bunch of morons sitting in front of microphones with no prep at all? Get your story straight, Dovid, you’ve been lying to yourself for so long you’re losing your grip on reality.

 

[LingerLonger]

The entire “leaking” Erock’s phone number on his honeymoon and then how that somehow physically broke his phone?

Harassing Erock on his honeymoon with whale noises and bowls of icecream was one bit. Leaking his number on accident was another bit that happened years later. You are confusing and combining them together.

On Erock's honeymoon Anthony said he was staying in "Fatlantis" causing callers to spam the hotel's reception desk. They found out Erock's room and kept ordering room service and fast food to his door. They also would call and tell the receptionist it was a 911 level emergency which caused the hotel to threaten to kick Erock out because he was being 'disruptive'. The pests paid for people to deliver giant bowls of icecream to Erock at one point plus things like steak martinis and other nonsense.

The leaking of his number was during some song parody contest that Erock had produced. But the contest ended during his vacations days so Sal or Travis or whoever read the winners on air. They read the winners in the wrong order because they didn't understand Erock's notes. So Opie said to call Erock during his vacation and scold him. When they got his voicemail that said his number it leaked on air. This caused the listeners to spam his phone with thousands of calls every minute. But some of the pests would end up giving his phone number out on social media with things like "Free Justin Bieber Tickets" which caused so many calls and texts that his phone bricked completely.

Neither of these 'bits' were fake.

Like Todd and his producers writing his fake prank calls. It’s not that complex or unbelievable. 20 hours a week is a lot of air to fill.

All prank calls are fake. But Scott and Todd didn't fill more than an hour a week because they played music. So they had no excuse.

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

Do you realize that for 20 years, Opie couldn't bring himself to watch The Shining to even make an attempt at a joke. That same Opie, and the Anthony who was putting his jacket on at 9:48, would somehow find the time to sit with producers and flesh out phony bits.

Lemme tell you the same thing I've been telling people for 20 years. Nothing is fake. When you hear Bobo breaking his Fugitive character, that's real. That happened. When Erik's number went out live, that was real. That happened. You can even hear Anthony mashing the dump button. In fact, if you listen to the broadcast version, you can even hear the post-dump compression and time stretch. Why is it so hard for some of you to just simply believe things happened as you heard them? This wasn't a reality show. Sometimes a line was written down and handed to somebody in the moment, but that's the extent of things.

I just think it's hysterical that some people still think that the O&A show was structured, or all planned out on a whiteboard, days and weeks in advanced. It was literally a bunch of morons showing up really early and turning microphones on. The people who think O&A was scripted didn't listen to much O&A. There's just as much and probably more absolute dog shit than there are gems.



Yes, good I like this, now we have prop cell phone budgets.

So all those times you were a backstabbing whiny bitch was Danny and not a bit?

 

[The Sue Deal]

Didn’t see it mentioned but Bobo.

From acting incensed that he was calling, only for the blithering retard to remind them THEY called him.

To acting confused that Bobo, the literal retard, walked into the studio. WHOOAAA HOWD HE GET PAST SECURITY UP MULTIPLE FLOORS INTO A CORPORATE BUILDING?! Its not like this was all set up

And of course Danny and Sam feeding him bullshit lines. “Knock it off spade” is less funny when you realize it was crafted and thought over by a kike and not the spontaneous nonsense of a drooling bafoon.

Remember the Fuchitive bit? Bobos original idea was putting gum in Sams hair. Well I guess Sam didn’t like being the butt of the joke because, magically, the very next day, the new bit was making Erock drink jizz! How organic and hilarious! PLEASE dont make fun of Sam!

 

[BenDovid]

Bobo

If you think Bobo stuff was setup and fake, you're a bigger retard than he is. There's a difference between handing somebody a line in the moment and "setting up fake bits".

 

[The Sue Deal]

If you think Bobo stuff was setup and fake, you're a bigger retard than he is. There's a difference between handing somebody a line in the moment and "setting up fake bits".

So when O&A got Bobo up into the studio and pretended he just walked in on his own and were shocked he was there, that was real?

Thats rhetorical. Of course it fucking wasnt

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I heard Danny Ross is actually a six foot tall uber mensch with ten kids (none of them gay)

 

[BenDovid]

So when O&A got Bobo up into the studio and pretended he just walked in on his own and were shocked he was there, that was real?

Link me, I don't have these bits playing in my mind on repeat everyday like you.