Growing up: did you ever cut yourself or do harm to your self when you died on a video game?

[musTARD]

Fawkin loved soul Calibur. I was always Cervantes and would absolutely destroy. On another note I’d be form champion in street fighter.

And I always played as ivy so I could watch her giant tiddies! Any more stupid inane details about your personal life you fat fuck?

 

[CQ Beans]

Nice "thilly", stupid.

I love how you keep these Valentines of mine.

 

[Момент Силышенко]

I told friends that I would eat the controller if i fucked up, then bit hard enough onto a control stick that it shattered, when I did. They were very impressed

 

[aRTie02150]

I kicked my Genesis across the living room when Jay Buhner hit a walk off homeroom off me in World Series Baseball 95.

I managed to make Griffey go 1-4 but LOST to Jay fucking Buhner blasting a home run in the 10th inning. The Genesis still worked just fine.

 

[johnnynoname]

Jay Buhner

he had a telepathic flash that a little brown boy sperged out, and he started laughing

...then, he proceded to call Ken Griffey Jr. the Hard R N-word

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Once I realized that a match between drywall vs NES controller would result in a drywall defeat every time I figured out different ways to cope with frustration.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

Voldo was almost like choosing Oddjob in Goldeneye, just being a cocksucker on purpose, a no-fun allowed type of session for everyone else. Basically baiting someone to do something about it.

This is a fair strategy when you're at a friend's house and you can only play with the shitty controller.

 

[alkiefuck2]

The Genesis still worked just fine

I have a megadrive controller that still works to this day. most modern controllers buttons either stick or the fucking analogue drifts

 

[According to My Cock]

A lot of controllers didnt make it.

Nigger confirmed

 

[According to My Cock]

Voldo was almost like choosing Oddjob in Goldeneye, just being a cocksucker on purpose, a no-fun allowed type of session for everyone else. Basically baiting someone to do something about it.

You probably traumatized those fucking babies, Abe. Thats amazing. Just a quick shot to the solar plexus, just because. Carrying one friends-groups type of deranged shenanigans into anothers, a worlds colliding moment.

That nigga Eddie in Tekken was the worst

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I have a megadrive controller that still works to this day. most modern controllers buttons either stick or the fucking analogue drifts

I have been annoyed to shit by how terrible xbox one controllers are so I did some reading and found that there's these "Gamesir G7" controllers that eliminate that shit. They have some "hall effects" technology and they actually do feel like quality so far. The only downside is they're corded but I don't give a shit as long as I don't have to buy a new one every few months. They're cheap too.

 

[johnnynoname]

megadrive

this nigga

 

[TravisPickle]

Fawkin loved soul Calibur. I was always Cervantes and would absolutely destroy. On another note I’d be form champion in street fighter.

Cervantes rules. Always liked him just based off his animations. Cammy is my streetfighter bitch. Hot little slut.

Would you john for that?

 

[alkiefuck2]

I have been annoyed to shit by how terrible xbox one controllers are so I did some reading and found that there's these "Gamesir G7" controllers that eliminate that shit. They have some "hall effects" technology and they actually do feel like quality so far. The only downside is they're corded but I don't give a shit as long as I don't have to buy a new one every few months. They're cheap too.

Nice, I bought an 8bitdo pro bluetooth controller or whatever the fuck it's called and it works a charm, I use it wired (this is for pc though, so fuck knows if it works on other consoles)

this nigga

I hate this thr- WE GET IT

 

[Kinderman]

In high school, a few of us would get together on Friday night to smoke weed and play video games. For a while we were hooked on Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe on PS3.

My friend Jacob got so good as Superman that he could just beat everyone easily. Most of us just called him a fag, but one night this kid Quintin sperged out and threw a controller at his head. He missed and we all laughed at him.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

And I always played as ivy so I could watch her giant tiddies! Any more stupid inane details about your personal life you fat fuck?

Taki was my preferred SC tittymonster.

 

[Turry]

Maybe a lot of you niggers just had pussy parents who would replace shit you broke instead of telling you to fuck off. If I'd ever broken a controller they'd have taken the entire system away from me, probably permanently with no chance of appeal.

 

[DMAN]

OP loved how playing as Lara Croft made him feel on the inside, so he wanted to self harm his pee pee. To look more like her.

 

[Nigger Jim]

OP loved how playing as Lara Croft made him feel on the inside, so he wanted to self harm his pee pee. To look more like her.

Huh ?

 

[musTARD]

Taki was my preferred SC tittymonster.

Cassandra was another