Growing up: did you ever cut yourself or do harm to your self when you died on a video game?

[PickleRickle]

Like five of us were at my one buddy's house one time playing Fight Night Round 3. Our other buddy kept clinching him until he was fucking screaming at him and he just kept doing it lol. He was already losing his shit and then right out of a clinch, the guy doing the clinching got an instant knockout on him and the one who was already flipping out smashed his controller into pieces while just screaming gibberish, he took the other controller from the other guy and did the same while we all died laughing and then he sat back down on the bed with his head in his hands and was calmly like "You all have to get the fuck out of here. Everybody. You don't fucking clinch like that." It was the best video game freakout I've seen.

The same guy later on tried to give his ps2 to a few of us and Nobody needed it. Our other friend kept suggesting that he give it to his brother, who totally would've used it but he was like "No. Fuck him." At one point that guy was just like "I'm taking it to your brother's room, man. He can at least play it while you figure out what to with it." He went to grab it because it was already unplugged on the floor and the one who would give it to anyone for free except his own brother grabbed a machete and just smashed the fuck out of it and almost chopped our friend's hands off in the process. He was like "Now no one gets it" and he just laughed. These were brothers who got along fine and hung out together lol.

Had a couple buddies over, we were playing Soul Caliber 2 on the Gamecube after a long day swimming at the rapids. I kept using this one character named Voldo that had blades for hands, doing these really faggy dance moves and shredding the fuck out of whoever my buddy chose to try and beat me. I kept raping the piss out of each character he chose, until he finally stands up and says "FUCK YOU. IM GOING HOME" out of nowhere, leading to me and my other buddy howling as he got up and left.

Playing Smash Bros with 3 other friends, gettin' so pissed at Randy destroying all of us with Mario, that I slapped him across the back as hard as I could, my Dad heard the slap, he yells from downstairs "WHAT THE FUCKS GOIN ON UP THERE" over top of the blasting Limp Bizkit tunes

 

[Dog Eater]

I realized a while ago that while I was shitting on the sad fags and girls who cut themselves in school, I was punching holes in my bedroom door until my hands were cut to shit every time I'd get upset, so it's not like I wasn't cutting myself. I was just full of rage while I did it, which makes it less gay. I imagine Jim cutting himself wasn't gay either because he'd slice the whole length of his forehead with a razor and let blood coat his entire face while he screamed "NIGGERRRRRS!" over and over until the bleeding stopped on it's own.

CRAWWWWLIINGGG IIIINNNN MYYYYY SKKIIIIINN THHEEESEEEE WOOOUUUNDDSSS THEY WILLL NOTHEEEAALLL

 

[guest]

I used to burn my penis with a Bic lighter when I failed to intercept the silver train in Sid Meier's Pirates!

 

[Dog Eater]

I used to burn my penis with a Bic lighter when I failed to intercept the silver train in Sid Meier's Pirates!

Note that the exclamation mark is part of the title, @OldGravyEgg is actually soothed by the memory.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Had a couple buddies over, we were playing Soul Caliber 2 on the Gamecube after a long day swimming at the rapids. I kept using this one character named Voldo that had blades for hands, doing these really faggy dance moves and shredding the fuck out of whoever my buddy chose to try and beat me. I kept raping the piss out of each character he chose, until he finally stands up and says "FUCK YOU. IM GOING HOME" out of nowhere, leading to me and my other buddy howling as he got up and left.

Playing Smash Bros with 3 other friends, gettin' so pissed at Randy destroying all of us with Mario, that I slapped him across the back as hard as I could, my Dad heard the slap, he yells from downstairs "WHAT THE FUCKS GOIN ON UP THERE" over top of the blasting Limp Bizkit tunes

I know exactly what you mean wit da Voldo. I used to always pick that creepy faggot because you can really make it not competitive at all and not fun for whoever you're playing.

Me and my best friends would smack eachother all the time and I always assumed everyone did that with their friends. When I started hanging out with pussy musicians in highschool I remember getting pissed losing to Nightwolf in Mortal Kombat and I just turned and punched the dude in the chest. Any of my other friends would've been like "LOL ow, fucker" and this guy acted like I stopped his fucking heart. He just curled over and held his chest and didn't say anything. The guy whose house we were at was like "Why the fuck did you do that, Abe? Why would you just punch someone in the chest?" I was like "you guys can punch me."

 

[guest]

Note that the exclamation mark is part of the title, @OldGravyEgg is actually soothed by the memory.

Yeah, I wasn't yelling that at you.

 

[PickleRickle]

I know exactly what you mean wit da Voldo. I used to always pick that creepy faggot because you can really make it not competitive at all and not fun for whoever you're playing.

Me and my best friends would smack eachother all the time and I always assumed everyone did that with their friends. When I started hanging out with pussy musicians in highschool I remember getting pissed losing to Nightwolf in Mortal Kombat and I just turned and punched the dude in the chest. Any of my other friends would've been like "LOL ow, fucker" and this guy acted like I stopped his fucking heart. He just curled over and held his chest and didn't say anything. The guy whose house we were at was like "Why the fuck did you do that, Abe? Why would you just punch someone in the chest?" I was like "you guys can punch me."

Voldo was almost like choosing Oddjob in Goldeneye, just being a cocksucker on purpose, a no-fun allowed type of session for everyone else. Basically baiting someone to do something about it.

You probably traumatized those fucking babies, Abe. Thats amazing. Just a quick shot to the solar plexus, just because. Carrying one friends-groups type of deranged shenanigans into anothers, a worlds colliding moment.

 

[CQ Beans]

Sir, dont do that

Aww, did I hurt the Jew boy’s feelings? @Phish, I’ve always respected you but your fellow mod needs to shut his mouth for fuck’s sake.

 

[Phish]

Aww, did I hurt the Jew boy’s feelings? @Phish, I’ve always respected you but your fellow mod needs to shut his mouth for fuck’s sake.

You hurt MY feelings. Idk if you’ve figured it out yet but @chocolatehellhole is my alt.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Aww, did I hurt the Jew boy’s feelings? @Phish, I’ve always respected you but your fellow mod needs to shut his mouth for fuck’s sake.

 

[CQ Beans]

You hurt MY feelings. Idk if you’ve figured it out yet but @chocolatehellhole is my alt.

Say it ain’t so, cuz.

 

[TorpidSloth]

I realized a while ago that while I was shitting on the sad fags and girls who cut themselves in school, I was punching holes in my bedroom door until my hands were cut to shit every time I'd get upset, so it's not like I wasn't cutting myself. I was just full of rage while I did it, which makes it less gay. I imagine Jim cutting himself wasn't gay either because he'd slice the whole length of his forehead with a razor and let blood coat his entire face while he screamed "NIGGERRRRRS!" over and over until the bleeding stopped on it's own.

Damn. I punched holes in my wardrobe more than a few times as a teenager. Put my fist through the window of my dad's shed too. I still have a scar on that knuckle and will tell whoever asks about it that it was from a fight, because it's too embarrassing to tell the truth.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Say it ain’t so, cuz.

 

[CQ Beans]

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Faggot, this bit makes no sense. You’re not funny.

 

[CQ Beans]

Stop crashing John’s threads, short hat.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Stop crashing John’s threads, short hat.

Short hat?

 

[chocolatehellhole]

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Had a couple buddies over, we were playing Soul Caliber 2 on the Gamecube after a long day swimming at the rapids. I kept using this one character named Voldo that had blades for hands, doing these really faggy dance moves and shredding the fuck out of whoever my buddy chose to try and beat me. I kept raping the piss out of each character he chose, until he finally stands up and says "FUCK YOU. IM GOING HOME" out of nowhere, leading to me and my other buddy howling as he got up and left.

Playing Smash Bros with 3 other friends, gettin' so pissed at Randy destroying all of us with Mario, that I slapped him across the back as hard as I could, my Dad heard the slap, he yells from downstairs "WHAT THE FUCKS GOIN ON UP THERE" over top of the blasting Limp Bizkit tunes

Fawkin loved soul Calibur. I was always Cervantes and would absolutely destroy. On another note I’d be form champion in street fighter.

 

[CQ Beans]

You never stopped once to think why one group of people is so universally hated? Lispy faggot.

Your Fetterman bit btw is retarded because I’m literally the polar opposite of that faggot in every way.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Lispy faggot.

Nice "thilly", stupid.