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If he actually bought the car new and had it mostly stored with low miles I could respect that but now it's a nearly worthless, run of the mill badge package Mustang. The only person that would buy it would have to be a bigger douche than Pat.
He is going to pitch a fit when that car gets totaled and the insurance company says they will give him only $3500 for it.
 

Nana's stent

Limited edition 🤣

Fuck you Pat it's too early. My poor ribs.

Ford made almost 6,000 of these gussied up turds.
This is a real shelby you fat faggot your fake 4 banger will never be worth shit! still a chick's car
 

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Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
It kind hurts me to ask this, but would we consider Joes' Gucci Fiat actually cooler than Pat's 'stang?
Equally gay and impractical as daily driver vehicles.
Pat's penis-envy Crustang emphasizes his failings as a man the same as every other aspect of his life, he drives it fatly and drunkenly to conventions and Hooligans, both places he loses money.
Joe's hilarious Cozy Coupe shows he's got some sense of humor about himself, rolling around imagining he's some biker mafioso. He drives it between COMP'D gigs all over the Eastern Seaboard, raking in the dough and respect.
 
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