Gotta correcT em’ all!

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Pat making sure that record is correcT! The hairdresser car seems to really insult the pig. How many hairdressers do you know pig? What happened to what’s her name…

Bonus - unemployed man complains about working and how having a real job is bad

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

no, you don't understand; my mustang is limited edition

 

[guest]

Pat making sure that record is correcT! The hairdresser car seems to really insult the pig. How many hairdressers do you know pig? What happened to what’s her name…
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This pig man lives in a perpetual state of misery which he has completely constructed on his own. The constant fat fake grins online and endless need to document his high life of trips and alcoholic night outs are definitely a coping mechanism. A well known one, too. He’s also an arsonist that murders homeless people. Allegedly.

Edit: changed a few words.

 

[guest]

Limited edition

Fuck you Pat it's too early. My poor ribs.

Ford made almost 6,000 of these gussied up turds.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Limited edition

Fuck you Pat it's too early. My poor ribs.

Ford made almost 6,000 of these gussied up turds.

Every year they have “limited edition” models of the sports cars like Camaro, challenger, mustang, etc. but Pat thinks he actually has a collectors item. When I sold cars I remember a guy trading in a Camero and he kept insisting it was worth more because it was the “Hot Wheels Anniversary” edition which was just a decal on the side and one on the dashboard. Challenger would have stuff like the “rumble pack” which was usually a couple decals and two stripes. It’s just dumb gimmicks that idiots like Pat fall for.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

'My MusTang is a rare and limiTed producTion vehicle that I drive in winTer and keep parked ouTside in the elemenTs year round, child.'

 

[guest]

Every year they have “limited edition” models of the sports cars like Camaro, challenger, mustang, etc. but Pat thinks he actually has a collectors item. When I sold cars I remember a guy trading in a Camero and he kept insisting it was worth more because it was the “Hot Wheels Anniversary” edition which was just a decal on the side and one on the dashboard. Challenger would have stuff like the “rumble pack” which was usually a couple decals and two stripes. It’s just dumb gimmicks that idiots like Pat fall for.

Especially Mustangs! He really has a child's brain.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

Every year they have “limited edition” models of the sports cars like Camaro, challenger, mustang, etc. but Pat thinks he actually has a collectors item. When I sold cars I remember a guy trading in a Camero and he kept insisting it was worth more because it was the “Hot Wheels Anniversary” edition which was just a decal on the side and one on the dashboard. Challenger would have stuff like the “rumble pack” which was usually a couple decals and two stripes. It’s just dumb gimmicks that idiots like Pat fall for.

No, no, no. They tuned it for an extra 10HP. Feel the thunder, child.

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

 

[Dog Eater]

Limited edition

Fuck you Pat it's too early. My poor ribs.

Ford made almost 6,000 of these gussied up turds.

I looked it up and in 2008 alone Ford had TWELVE different Mustang variants and special editions. In fact since 2008 Ford has had I shit you not ONE HUNDRED AND TEN "Special Editions" of the Mustang. Ooh Patrick tell me more about your limited edition vehicle with its 12,164 total produced across all years.

If Patrick had $3 for every one of his limited edition car produced he'd nearly have enough to pay quasi.

 

[guest]

No atalker, I am not older than my parents.

No atalker, the movie Precious was not based on an autobiography that I published under a pseudonym.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

'My MusTang is a rare and limiTed producTion vehicle that I drive in winTer and keep parked ouTside in the elemenTs year round, child.'

With 12 coats of wax the snow, grit and hobo piss washes right off, stlaker.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

I looked it up and in 2008 alone Ford had TWELVE different Mustang variants and special editions. In fact since 2008 Ford has had I shit you not ONE HUNDRED AND TEN "Special Editions" of the Mustang. Ooh Patrick tell me more about your limited edition vehicle with its 12,164 total produced across all years.

If Patrick had $3 for every one of his limited edition car produced he'd nearly have enough to pay quasi.

Christ it's worse than I thought. I don't know why, but him trying to flex on everyone because he drives a 15 year old mustang he bought used irks me more than most of his other retarded personality traits. Literally anyone living above the poverty line with no kids can have one if they really want to.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I hope this leads to him going on a chick car rant on twitter

 

[NoBacon]

It really is a gay car

 

[Meownaw]

I hope this leads to him going on a chick car rant on twitter

I mean his following demands it!

 

[1073waaf]

LIMITED EDITION PEOPLE!!! GEM MINT TENNNNNN!!!! BE DIALIN’!!!!

 

[guest]

Ford Mustang... it's totally not a car built for females.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Funniest part is he named the car a girls name and refers to it here as “she” yet it’s ONLY FOR BIG STRONG TOUGH MEN! Nice feminist ally, stupid

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Ford Mustang... it's totally not a car built for females.
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you are going to prison, Don Draper