Good news, creepy cripple Paul almost has Diabetes

[AntsBatteryCharge]

the sassafras

Sassafras, children

 

[Stent]

Even the kids he rapes wish he'd put a little effort into his appearance.

No wonder all his teeth have rotted out of his stupid face.

 

[warchief1978]

If he wants to reverse his type 2 diabetes, eat red meat, butter and eggs. (Keto).

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Never had it.

If you live out in bumblefuck find a black birch tree, break off live branch like size of toothpick, scrape bark off then taste it, same thing

 

[guest]

Root beer is for pedophiles.

WWAW cream soda tho?

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

WWAW cream soda tho?

Why didn't I think of that

 

[FurBurger]

Isn’t he a skinny guy?

Exactly; and late-onset diabetes is a great big fat person disease.

Between him being skinny, and the cardio he gets chasing kids around Benny Hill style, there's no way he's got it.

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

The strange part is a few months earlier he had a monkey paw and wished for "ten little pricks a day"

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Zero Sugar A&W, Diet Dr. Brown’s Root Beet, Fresca, and Zero Sugar Canada Dry are the only sodas worth drinking. The occasional Diet Coke hits just right. Barq’s is not good, child. That’s your delusions again.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Zero Sugar A&W, Diet Dr. Brown’s Root Beet, Fresca, and Zero Sugar Canada Dry are the only sodas worth drinking. The occasional Diet Coke hits just right. Barq’s is not good, child. That’s your delusions again.

Barq's has bite, atalker. Like me.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Barq's has bite, atalker. Like me.

Wrong, stlaker. It’s watered down moose shit.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Wrong, stlaker. It’s watered down moose shit.

 

[guest]

Cyanide is sugar-free, Paul. Just a thought.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

I heard ingesting massive quantities of bleach can cure diabetes and toxic masculinity, Paul. Treat yourself for the sake of your devoted fans, the Weimar Republic.

 

[Dawn’sHairyClit]

He mustn’t take any leftovers from his “Free Candy” van.

 

[Момент Силышенко]

I think, he should put a gun in his mouth instead of root beer. He should ronnie mcnutt on a livestream. Me so solly, Paur! BANG

 

[captain_kamala]

He would be too much of a puss to prick his finger everyday I hope he has it

 

[Phish]

Why make Root Beer out of sassafrass when you can make MDA. Seems stupid. MDA has such a higher market value

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Root Beer and Sprite kick ass. If you're going to drink a soda, they're all terrible for you, might as well guzzle the tasty shit.

And they both don't have caffeine.

WWAW birch beer?

 

[1073waaf]

Day 1 of an old school no-sugars, no-carbs, only healthy fats diet. 6 small healthy meals/snacks day and a lean and green (6oz meat and salad) at night. Not drinking much alcohol at all, so to quit altogether is no big deal. Back to Sashimi, and NO FOOD AT ALL AFTER 8pm.

I’ve been feeling like ass since putting on 40lbs over the last 2 years…Lower back fucked up, can’t bend straight over to tie my sneakers without breathing hard, feels like I’m laying face first on a basketball if I try to get a tan on my fat ass…

A high weight of 250 today folks. It will only go down from here.

ANYONE CAN DO IT. Takes will power and the desire to feel healthy overriding the desire to eat food that tastes GREAT. I quit smoking and (backmin the day) blow…cold turkey. Just stopped at will.

If you follow this plan and get your body into “fat burning mode” (takes about 2 weeks of hardcore diet adjustment) WITH NO CHEATING…and the weight will fall off of you like a terminal AIDS patient.

(No offense AIDS patients….)

Goal- 210lbs…

PS- I cover my fatness up well. Being 6’ 1” helps big time.

You forgot the emojis, libtard