Good news, creepy cripple Paul almost has Diabetes

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Nobody cares, Paul

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Doctors orders, Paul can only have candy if he is using it for bait

 

[Caverlock]

I hate this whiny cunt so much.

 

[peckafacce]

I wish he would have DIEabetus

 

[guest]

Root beer is for pedophiles.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Root beer sucks and no adult should be drinking it regularly.

 

[Caverlock]

Can he still have women spit his cum in his mouth?

 

[guest]

No bacon egg and cheese on a roll this morning

 

[Will Tate]

If it is indeed True that someone other than Pat is sending those monthly pizzas, UberEats this creepy goblin some steak and cheese subs and root beer floats.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

He should see this as a positive. When they take his foot he gets his wheelchair back.

 

[Phish]

Im not so sorry, Paul

 

[kingship75]

Root beer sucks and no adult should be drinking it regularly.

An occasional root-beer float with the kids on a hot summer evening is cool though.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Root beer apparently comes from slightly annoying weeds. They're small plants with tiny white flowers, and the roots smell exactly like root beer. They seem pleasant enough at first, but next thing you know, you're cutting them all down with a weed whacker, because they are useless faggots.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The root beer hate in this thread is upsetting. I hate soft drinks for the most part, but when I have to get one I go root beer.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

The root beer hate in this thread is upsetting. I hate soft drinks for the most part, but when I have to get one I go root beer.

Or maybe the occasional cream soda

 

[Jenna]

The root beer hate in this thread is upsetting. I hate soft drinks for the most part, but when I have to get one I go root beer.

Root Beer and Sprite kick ass. If you're going to drink a soda, they're all terrible for you, might as well guzzle the tasty shit.

 

[Will Tate]

Root beer apparently comes from slightly annoying weeds. They're small plants with tiny white flowers, and the roots smell exactly like root beer. They seem pleasant enough at first, but next thing you know, you're cutting them all down with a weed whacker, because they are useless faggots.

Use them to make some root beer, fuckin negative Nancy.

 

[NoBacon]

No bacon egg and cheese on a roll this morning

Day 1 of an old school no-sugars, no-carbs, only healthy fats diet. 6 small healthy meals/snacks day and a lean and green (6oz meat and salad) at night. Not drinking much alcohol at all, so to quit altogether is no big deal. Back to Sashimi, and NO FOOD AT ALL AFTER 8pm.

I’ve been feeling like ass since putting on 40lbs over the last 2 years…Lower back fucked up, can’t bend straight over to tie my sneakers without breathing hard, feels like I’m laying face first on a basketball if I try to get a tan on my fat ass…

A high weight of 250 today folks. It will only go down from here.

ANYONE CAN DO IT. Takes will power and the desire to feel healthy overriding the desire to eat food that tastes GREAT. I quit smoking and (backmin the day) blow…cold turkey. Just stopped at will.

If you follow this plan and get your body into “fat burning mode” (takes about 2 weeks of hardcore diet adjustment) WITH NO CHEATING…and the weight will fall off of you like a terminal AIDS patient.

(No offense AIDS patients….)

Goal- 210lbs…

PS- I cover my fatness up well. Being 6’ 1” helps big time.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Use them to make some root beer, fuckin negative Nancy.

You make a good point, but I'd rather just buy a root beer once in a while than learn how to make a sugary treat out of weeds. Maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe