Glasgow or Bust

[Slackjawed Cow]

If he ventures into Edinburgh, he is so fucked.

Any American witticisms or holier attitude will be harshly trounced upon by my brethren, who will NOT soften their tone with Patty Fatty Fat Pat.

So my fellow Scots? Please, do have fun.

Aw man, just had a vision of him trying to mingle with the local wildlife in a pub and it going completely south.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Aw man, just had a vision of him trying to mingle with the local wildlife in a pub and it going complete south.

If Pat got glassed the stitches would make his big fat head look like a baseball.

 

[UnPRePared]

Aw man, just had a vision of him trying to mingle with the local wildlife in a pub and it going complete south.

The pubs there don't take kindly to Midwest American rubes. I've seen some harsh words given to ignorant American tourists long before I moved to Poznan.

He's not going to get the pandering he receives from Hooligans. If he starts doing a Tall Tale Tomlinson, which a few pints should bring out, I cannot be responsible for the amount of tears my fellow Scots may bring flowing from his pissy eyes.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

If Pat got glassed the stitches would make his big fat head look like a baseball.

BraveHog

 

[guest]

When the fuck is this shit coming to Boston? Place is becoming the tranny capital of the east coast, atmeast give me a laugh from it.

How does he afford all this shit

 

[FurBurger]

Doesn't he need to check with Quasi first?

Quasi needs to get Pat's passport seized.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Quasi needs to get Pat's passport seized.

Obviously I have no idea what is going on behind the scenes but with everything that's happening it really feels like some next level action needs to be put in motion.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

 

[FurBurger]

Aw man, just had a vision of him trying to mingle with the local wildlife in a pub and it going completely south.

What's that Scottish stand up gig that's considered the world's most violent? The one where Russell Brand went on stage with an act that was him cutting his chest with a razor while reciting poetry, and the crowd didn't like it so someone hurled a beer glass at him. They threw it at him so hard that when they missed it shot past him, smashed on the corridor wall and the shrapnel that came off was still moving fast enough when it got to the green room that it cut up some other comic's leg?

We need to get Pat back into standup, is what I'm saying. I'm sure they'd love to hear his lukewarm rendition of Carlin bits.