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Glasgow or Bust

TorquieTwoBeers

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There's a million reasons to travel in general and plenty to visit Scotland. But Rube Patberg needs a roomful of degenerate, pedophile nerds funking up a convention center before he'll decide to go.

Also, it is hilarious that this Peter McLean dude has had absolutely no interest in attending this pervert convention until it's on his doorstep and even then, he needs to be convinced to go. Buncha fawkin losers if ya ask me.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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There's a million reasons to travel in general and plenty to visit Scotland. But Rube Patberg needs a roomful of degenerate, pedophile nerds funking up a convention center before he'll decide to go.

Also, it is hilarious that this Peter McLean dude has had absolutely no interest in attending this pervert convention until it's on his doorstep and even then, he needs to be convinced to go. Buncha fawkin losers if ya ask me.
Its the tax write off to justify the trip.
 

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Frank Grimes!
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@UnPRePared this is your chance


I've said it before and I'll say it again: Edinburgh motherfucked me, those scccuuummmmmmbbbaaaggggssssss. So I don't go back to Scotland that often.


And why in the hell would I take time off from when I could be touring to set foot in Glasgow where I'd have the stench of BO, plastic lightsabers and furry costumes doused in cologne?

Fuck em.
 
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I've said it before and I'll say it again: Edinburgh motherfucked me, those scccuuummmmmmbbbaaaggggssssss. So I don't go back to Scotland that often.


And why in the hell would I take time off from when I could be touring to set foot in Glasgow where I'd have the stench of BO, plastic lightsabers and furry costumes doused in cologne?

Fuck em.
For da bit, that’s why
 

Pino_palladino

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Wtf is it even? Cabbage soup basically. Nice national dish, stupid.
Bortsch varies from region to region. In russia it's beef based with vegetables like carrots and potatoes. Kind of like a stew. In lithuania it's beet based and they use lamb instead of beef
 

TorqueWheeler

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This fat pig is gonna be gorging himself on fried Mars bars, Iron Bru, beer, everything.

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Looks like a light brunch will be on the cards for Pat.

:image_9250: :"The deep-fried pizzas were heavenly."


What the fuck is wrong with Scotland?
 

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Frank Grimes!
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Once pat gets a few of those under his belt he may never come home. He will be Scotlands problem. Not a bad trade.

If he ventures into Edinburgh, he is so fucked.

Any American witticisms or holier attitude will be harshly trounced upon by my brethren, who will NOT soften their tone with Patty Fatty Fat Pat.

So my fellow Scots? Please, do have fun.
 
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