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High school Pat was too fucked in the head to get into the armed forces. Now he's 4F. The F's are for fat, you know.Because he knows no one would ever ask him to fight.
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High school Pat was too fucked in the head to get into the armed forces. Now he's 4F. The F's are for fat, you know.Because he knows no one would ever ask him to fight.
Navies are done for.Does he literally think the US navy can just sail right up to the coast of China, where Taiwan is btw, and that our planes can just fly over mainland China with zero consequence?
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The very first thing that fag mentions in that Sue-esque rambling is incorrect to Fatrick
Stop, you had me "no, child"ing you at hello
These fags have been going back and forth for an hour. Jesus Christ, get a job. Get a job!
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Are we sure this is a troll? Shit like this is regularly posted in r/politics and they are 100% seriousHe fell for this troll earlier
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Someone should let them know that neither of them are experts.
As others have said, partly because he's a fat pussy who's in no danger of being called up. The other reasons are he doesn't have any kids, so no investment in the future. And he's a sociopath with zero empathy, so doesn't care if anyone apart from him is killed or mutilated, they're all just meat puppets in the movie starring him.Why the fuck does he love the idea of war so much? I thought his side were supposed to be peace loving faggots. He's not even into as like a student of the history or anything either, pulling this type of shit out of his ass gets his little faucet hard and he really, really wants the US to kill all the cartoon bad guys (China/Russia) including civilians, women and children. Leave no one standing, children.
That's the thing. I don't have kids either, but my family and friends do and I'm pretty invested in those faggots' development and I genuinely give a fuck. I'd die for kids that don't even particularly like me. It's not their fault. Good Burger was before their time.As others have said, partly because he's a fat pussy who's in no danger of being called up. The other reasons are he doesn't have any kids, so no investment in the future. And he's a sociopath with zero empathy, so doesn't care if anyone apart from him is killed or mutilated, they're all just meat puppets in the movie starring him.
Exactly. Or in short, you're not a piece of shit.That's the thing. I don't have kids either, but my family and friends do and I'm pretty invested in those faggots' development and I genuinely give a fuck. I'd die for kids that don't even particularly like me. It's not their fault. Good Burger was before their time.
They make you hold the baby and then you feel like you should protect the baby even when the baby is basically a grown man and straight up starting shit with other baby-men. They're all pussy faggots. All of em.
His dad locked the door on me and basically said he was saving me a beating lol. The pig roast is gonna be eventful this year.I'm either getting the shit kicked out of me or I'm going to be fine![]()
He legitimately hates children and that's obvious. Not only did he get arrested for threatening to murder his own child, but he has written many times how happy he is to not have any children. He posted that photo flipping off that little boy enjoying a a baseball game with his family. He made crass sexual jokes to a woman who was sharing the agony she's in over her terminally ill child. He has a bloodthirsty, ghoulish affection for abortion and goes as far as telling people they are pieces of shit for not aborting their children. He is a staunch supporter of people who poison and mutilate "trans" children. He's friends with convicted pedophiles. Then, if all of that isn't enough, belongs to an organization which protects pedophiles who write and publish books which include erotic stories of pedophilia and child abuse.As others have said, partly because he's a fat pussy who's in no danger of being called up. The other reasons are he doesn't have any kids, so no investment in the future. And he's a sociopath with zero empathy, so doesn't care if anyone apart from him is killed or mutilated, they're all just meat puppets in the movie starring him.
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