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I think about pat's high school tracher predicting he would argue with a fencepost and laugh at that randomly thruout the day. It's just so perfect. His life is a joke.
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Fix that fukkin' fence
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similar Pat lore: the working title for Gate Crashers was "A Hole in the Fence"
Norm works in mysterious ways.
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Imagine thinking that the reason we hate having blacks, women, and gays shoved in our faces 24/7 is that we “hate representation.”
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And Pat took it as a badge on honor, not realizing the teacher was calling him a stupid asshole but in a nice way. He said the teacher was “Right. But Also Wrong.” really showing off that 1.7 GPA.
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“Suck it” is a homophobic slur. He might as well have said “Big Black Marine is a fag now. Real pole smoker.”
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He’ll be singing for his Mammy soon, Rev Jolson. Sure won’t be finer than Carolina in the Morning!
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I've got a plan, though, I have bought a city inspector polo shirt and I'll go to his house and tell him off, all on hidden camera video (he won't demand the inspector lifts his shirt and turns around). Of course, I am really going there to dig up his dead lizard and write "gay virgin fatrick" all over his scooter, maybe start fires in the house. It's great, because Patrick will never ever suspect.
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Now when the real inspector comes over he's going to call the inspectors office and ask if he actually works there
"Hello, can you confirm that a...Nick Carpanelli works for your department?"
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Would you be a dear and rescue Mewler for me first? I'll pay all his travel costs. Thank you!
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I’ll pay more if you cut its head off, ignite it and throw it through patsos window
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He'd cry more over that cat than he ever has for Annabelle.
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Horseshit. He doesn't feel emotions for living things. He might be mad that a source of updoots on Twitter was taken from him (Wow, Mueller is in a cardboard box now, everyone!) The only thing proven to make him cry was getting his Twitter taken away.
Also, even though the other panelists were weirdos as well, do you think he gave them the whole cyberstlaker speel beforehand and then when he turned his camera on they all thought "Holy shit...has he been crying?!"
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I didn't closely follow the peak trump hysteria shit, but wasn't mueller a big disappointment and people like piggy had egg on their face? He's been probably praying for the cat to die since then so he can get a new punnily named cat. Plus kittens get more updoots so past a year or two old having a pet is basically worthless.
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its funny because every time he post that cat on twitter he calls it a piece of shit. meanwhile his other average and generic 15 year house cat is a lion who the vets are scared to let in the building.
I’ve never been much of an animal rights nut. A friend tried to shoot a cat with a bb gun years ago, thought it was hilarious. My sisters cat was scared of the electric toothbrush and I definitely waved it around them as it hissed at me.well then thats a bonus. i just like cruelty to cats
But this makes me irrationally angry. It I witnessed this weird old fuck doing this to a kitten I could easily lose it and beat him to death.
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If I remember right he had a different name for it (I think Bowie) and changed it for twitter likes when lefty’s were making Robert Mueller out to be a super hero who was gonna bring trump down and personally perp walk him. Of course all the Mueller love quickly went away when he failed to do anything they thought he would do. So now Pat is stuck with a cat named after guy that his 15 minutes of fame long ended.
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It’s fake stupid