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Fix that fukkin' fence

Robinson writers was registered as some weird "minority loophole" where it was a "female owned buisness". That may be why so it could qualify for this. Some stupid affirmative action shit for women in tech or some shit. Ill see if I can find the documents from that. They probably also get some bs tax breaks.
Businesses in a lot of the country, if 51% or more of the company is owned by a woman, count as 'minority owned' and therefore can get preferential treatment in a number of ways.

What I'm saying is Niki is legally a nigger and that Patrick is extremely overweight.
 
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Robinson writers was registered as some weird "minority loophole" where it was a "female owned buisness". That may be why so it could qualify for this. Some stupid affirmative action shit for women in tech or some shit. Ill see if I can find the documents from that. They probably also get some bs tax breaks.
Eh, that shouldn’t have any impact on zoning though.

Those designations you provide below are used to get preferential treatment for government contracts.
 
Robinson writers was registered as some weird "minority loophole" where it was a "female owned buisness". That may be why so it could qualify for this. Some stupid affirmative action shit for women in tech or some shit. Ill see if I can find the documents from that. They probably also get some bs tax breaks.
In her defense, she misread the filing and thought it said "minority-owned poophole"









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I don't know about it's official mailing address but some time after covid she changed the business address online to the sty, paying themselves inflated rent prices with mama Robin's money is my guess.
So you're saying that this story was made up? That doesn't seem like the Pat I know. Could the second floor of the hovel be considered a "tower" to a 1.7 rube?
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Edit: the grammar and commas in this tweet make zero sense. Just reminded of what? He's so fucking fat.
 
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She's takin' a shit right into a glass!

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So you're saying that this story was made up? That doesn't seem like the Pat I know. Could the second floor of the hovel be considered a "tower" to a 1.7 rube?
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Edit: the grammar and commas in this tweet make zero sense. Just reminded of what? He's so fucking fat.
This story never happened, he probably heard it happened to someone else. Uber tells you what car and color and picture of the driver. You’re telling me his mustang fit the exact description of this persons Uber? Also don’t you have to have a 4 door car for Uber for safety reasons? I’ve been using Uber for years and have never heard anyone doing Uber with a 2 door. The fact that he added that his mustang is a 2 door ( all mustangs are 2 doors) is also proof he’s lying.
 

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This story never happened, he probably heard it happened to someone else. Uber tells you what car and color and picture of the driver. You’re telling me his mustang fit the exact description of this persons Uber? Also don’t you have to have a 4 door car for Uber for safety reasons? I’ve been using Uber for years and have never heard anyone doing Uber with a 2 door. The fact that he added that his mustang is a 2 door ( all mustangs are 2 doors) is also proof he’s lying.
"Well, are we going?" not "Hello, I'm Brad, are you Adewale?"

This guy sounds like a Brotosauras Rex.
 

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"Well, are we going?" not "Hello, I'm Brad, are you Adewale?"

This guy sounds like a Brotosauras Rex.
That too, nobody would just get into a strangers car without some kind of confirmation they are the person that is picking them up. They also wouldn’t say shit like “well, are we going?” Before even saying hello or verifying this is the Uber they ordered. Pig tries so hard to make his daily life sound exciting and hilarious yet nothing happens to him and he barely leaves the house. Like when he claimed a black neighbor was yelling on the 4th of July about white people being free. If that really happened he would be scared to leave the house
 
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