First beer of the con

[Cyberatorquer]

He meant my littlest's hand not this kid lol.

we shouldn't want to teach our kids bad values in the future. one day that finger might be pointed for you, child.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

'theRAM'... more like theHAM

 

[JebJoh]

Drinking steins? Not one of the beers you just posted is in a stein. Stein comes from German word for stone. A Stein is a porcelain or ceramic beer mug. You have a regular mug. You can see through it. It doesent have a fancy lid on it nor is it made of “stoneware” you rube. So in fact you’re not drinking Steins. You’re just drinking mugs. A couple pints and a quart. Bet you feel special don’t you faggot.

He lives his entire life as an employee at a renaissance fair. He and nana have that in common.

 

[guest]

we shouldn't want to teach our kids bad values in the future. one day that finger might be pointed for you, child.

Hush child you are wrong, he's been burning crosses on niggers lawns since 6 and has yet to burn one on ours. The only better parenting tactic I could have used would have been to abandon him and let another man raise him.

 

[smashthafunk]

He thinks Starship Troopers and Army of Darkness are awful trash? But he oinks and squeals about how good Hook was or claps and cheers at all the right Mandalorian scenes?

Goddamn fucking rube idiot.

Anyone that really enjoys movies appreciates Starship Troopers and Army of Darkness. They may not have the outward trappings of “prestige” films but are works of art nonetheless.

Pat legitimately thinks Captain America 5 is better than Raging Bull

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Anyone that really enjoys movies appreciates Starship Troopers and Army of Darkness. They may not have the outward trappings of “prestige” films but are works of art nonetheless.

Pat legitimately thinks Captain America 5 is better than Raging Bull

But it's not a flashy cgi marvel movie, so to him it's trash

 

[Petworth dude]

I love how these convention tards are going to be masked in whatever convention hall they're in, then they all go to the happy hour reception in the bar afterwards to interact without masks. Fucking theater faggotry.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

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You’re not in fucking Westeros, you corny fat cocksucker. And you deserve to have your balls revoked for using “oh my sweet summer child” in real-life arguments.

Nice nerd signaling, stupid.

What kind of shitty bar plays Harry Potter movies. That’s appealing to a very niche audience. Can’t imagine why it went out of business. I go to bars showing sports, that’s an established and successful concept.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

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[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

He meant my littlest's hand not this kid lol.

I guess the question has to be asked: is Pat your child? It would explain why you hate him so much.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

He thinks he is such a "beer guy" since he is from Wisconsin. Turns out he is just a drunk and a writer that uses words he doesnt understand to try and sound like he has a larger vocabulary than most.

No child, West Coast IPA is not superior to Wisconsin IPA. Sorry you’re so stupid I can’t help you!

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Anyone that really enjoys movies appreciates Starship Troopers and Army of Darkness. They may not have the outward trappings of “prestige” films but are works of art nonetheless.

Pat legitimately thinks Captain America 5 is better than Raging Bull

You could say Starship and Army of Darkness are cult films but they have an audience, Pat doesn’t understand anything that might be “different” from the usual cookie cutter Star Wars / Marvel shit. It’s amazing how his taste in movies is such SHIT. There’s plenty of “so bad it’s good” movies but Pat couldn’t name any. I bet he’s never even seen Goodfellas, Godfather, Apocalypse Now, etc because they aren’t in space and no super hero’s.

 

[Chive Turkey]

28 CYBERATALKERS

PULLING UP IN RUSTY FORD MUSTANGS

DIAPERS LANDING

BIG RAM RANCH

IS UNDER SIEGE

UNDER LOCKDOWN