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First beer of the con

Slackjawed Cow

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Im sure he found a TGIFridays or maybe headed over to the Ol' Slippery Noodle

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Uncle Anthony Cumia

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Drinking steins? Not one of the beers you just posted is in a stein. Stein comes from German word for stone. A Stein is a porcelain or ceramic beer mug. You have a regular mug. You can see through it. It doesent have a fancy lid on it nor is it made of “stoneware” you rube. So in fact you’re not drinking Steins. You’re just drinking mugs. A couple pints and a quart. Bet you feel special don’t you faggot.
 

Slackjawed Cow

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Drinking steins? Not one of the beers you just posted is in a stein. Stein comes from German word for stone. A Stein is a porcelain or ceramic beer mug. You have a regular mug. You can see through it. It doesent have a fancy lid on it nor is it made of “stoneware” you rube. So in fact you’re not drinking Steins. You’re just drinking mugs. A couple pints and a quart. Bet you feel special don’t you faggot.
" BuT iT hAs A tHuMb ReSt"

Pat is an idiot but doesnt know he is an idiot.
 

Uncle Anthony Cumia

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" BuT iT hAs A tHuMb ReSt"

Pat is an idiot but doesnt know he is an idiot.
Pat is the biggest rube known to man. You’d honestly think a hardcore liberal that lives in a liberal city would be more up on the Hipster trends and faggy shit. But time and again his posts are embarrassing for his lack of knowledge on the things he’s oinking about. It’s really kind of funny he tries to push himself off as some great Polymath expert at everything but his general lack of knowledge is immediately exposed when he posts about anything.

Just like he referred to Steak Knives as being “bespoke”. There’s no such thing as a bespoke Steak Knife. They all have teeth, a rounded blade end, and rip through the tissue so you can cut your meat. He’s an idiot.
 

Slackjawed Cow

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Pat is the biggest rube known to man. You’d honestly think a hardcore liberal that lives in a liberal city would be more up on the Hipster trends and faggy shit. But time and again his posts are embarrassing for his lack of knowledge on the things he’s oinking about. It’s really kind of funny he tries to push himself off as some great Polymath expert at everything but his general lack of knowledge is immediately exposed when he posts about anything.

Just like he referred to Steak Knives as being “bespoke”. There’s no such thing as a bespoke Steak Knife. They all have teeth, a rounded blade end, and rip through the tissue so you can cut your meat. He’s an idiot.
He thinks he is such a "beer guy" since he is from Wisconsin. Turns out he is just a drunk and a writer that uses words he doesnt understand to try and sound like he has a larger vocabulary than most.
 
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He thinks he is such a "beer guy" since he is from Wisconsin. Turns out he is just a drunk and a writer that uses words he doesnt understand to try and sound like he has a larger vocabulary than most.
I'll at least give him that IPAs suck. Probably the only thing I've agreed with him on. Whatever he does drink isn't helping with those bitch tits though.
 
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