Fireside Chats: 30 minutes with Patrick S. Tomlinson

[SpaceEdge]

What about the groceries?
R/Larryking

 

[JebJoh]

What about the groceries?
R/Larryking

Nobody can blame you, you're just trying to help

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Holy shit Mr Apostle. A real Larry King here, nice job

 

[HotDogJoe]

This guy will either end up in prison or being killed by cops. It's going to be so satisfying to witness either thing.

No, Patrick - I'm not wishing or encouraging either thing to happen to you but that's just the reality of how insane you are. You'll end up self-swatting one too many times and the cops will take you out or you'll refuse to pay the debt you owe to quasi and shoot at the sheriffs who'll enforce your debts. Die fat about it. Mong.

 

[SFWA liaison]

"you are the only problem in my wonderful life"

- man who sometimes pretends he regrets abandoning his daughter

 

[Meownaw]

"made it back immediately because my account is worth something" the most delusional thing he has ever typed.

 

[guest]

Five Pests spend 2 hours a day each texting Rick.
How many hours a day does Rick spend?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

stlaker hit the floor and wait for the police? That’s not how anything works, pig. He really thinks movies are 100% accurate.

Also, how do you make 5k back immediately by tweeting? His books don’t sell and he doesn’t even do freelance writing work. He tweets all day and believes it’s changing the world and gets angry he isn’t paid for tweeting nonsense.

Also, his wife was at a funeral and he didn’t go with her? Sounds fishy if you ask me. I don’t often hear of wives going without their husbands to funerals but then again even a funeral sounds like a vacation in paradise if Pat isn’t there.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

What about the lien?

“ITS IN YOUR NOTES. LOOK IT UP!”

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

 

[guest]

This guy will either end up in prison or being killed by cops. It's going to be so satisfying to witness either thing.

No, Patrick - I'm not wishing or encouraging either thing to happen to you but that's just the reality of how insane you are. You'll end up self-swatting one too many times and the cops will take you out or you'll refuse to pay the debt you owe to quasi and shoot at the sheriffs who'll enforce your debts. Die fat about it. Mong.

There's a point in every one of these "real talk" discussions Pests attempt to have every so often with Rick where they eventually strike narcissistic bedrock and can't dig any further. When Rick gets caught in a lie or proven wrong, his cognitive dissonance dismisses the exchange and moves on to the next copypasta.

He's running some kind of advanced, encrypted narcissism firewall from the future and I don't know if we have anyone in our community autistic enough to crack it.

 

[Jenna]

Also, his wife was at a funeral and he didn’t go with her? Sounds fishy if you ask me. I don’t often hear of wives going without their husbands to funerals but then again even a funeral sounds like a vacation in paradise if Pat isn’t there.

I love when Patty provides an answer that just begs a thousand more questions. Who the hell died? What was their relationship to Niki? Was it a Robinson family thing that Patrick doesn't get invited to anymore?

Even if Patrick didn't know the deceased, it's still considered normal behavior to attend and support your spouse who may be grieving. It's not like he has work obligations. Fucking hell, what a mystery.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Pat wasn't invited to the funeral because everyone knows he'll just talk about himself the whole time. And he'll greedily eat all the funeral fudge

 

[stealthygeek]

I love when Patty provides an answer that just begs a thousand more questions. Who the hell died? What was their relationship to Niki? Was it a Robinson family thing that Patrick doesn't get invited to anymore?

Do they have an online obituary?

"made it back immediately because my account is worth something" the most delusional thing he has ever typed.

Even if you pretend that he sold $5k worth of his books right after rejoining that would mean he lost tens of thousands of dollars over the previous 9 months without it. 1.2 logic to try to twist that L into a W.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I love when Patty provides an answer that just begs a thousand more questions. Who the hell died? What was their relationship to Niki? Was it a Robinson family thing that Patrick doesn't get invited to anymore?

Even if Patrick didn't know the deceased, it's still considered normal behavior to attend and support your spouse who may be grieving. It's not like he has work obligations. Fucking hell, what a mystery.

Exactly, I know plenty of husbands that have been to funerals of people they never met yet their wife knew. He has nowhere to be yet stays home for a funeral. We know she doesn’t have friends due to being an asshole and Pat scaring people away so I’m guessing it was someone on her side of the family and that family doesn’t like Pat. That or he’s such a selfish prick he refused to go because the person wasn’t important to him. Could be that

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

Pat wasn't invited to the funeral because everyone knows he'll just talk about himself the whole time. And he'll greedily eat all the funeral fudge

They had a buffet and they don't want him eating everything again.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

You hired some kike bitch $5K to write a goddamned form letter. This kike is so incompetent she got schooled by Harvey Weinstein in court.

Your legal dream team in the Quasi suit was:

- a Mexican-fucking construction lawyerette
- a wine faggot with a slutty skank layabout
- some traffic ticket attorney that can't get a law license outside of California because he went to a bottom tier law school

 

[Jenna]

Exactly, I know plenty of husbands that have been to funerals of people they never met yet their wife knew. He has nowhere to be yet stays home for a funeral. We know she doesn’t have friends due to being an asshole and Pat scaring people away so I’m guessing it was someone on her side of the family and that family doesn’t like Pat. That or he’s such a selfish prick he refused to go because the person wasn’t important to him. Could be that

That could really be it, it's so simple. Patrick didn't know the person and whined that he didn't want to go like a little boy.

But then also, how long was she away for the funeral? He got swatted, audio comes out, he waits a couple of days for her to get home before tweeting about it? I thankfully haven't attended many funerals in my life, but wake, reception, go home seems to be the standard. You don't have a 4-day event like it's a destination wedding.

 

[Honey Badger]

You hired some kike bitch $5K to write a goddamned form letter. This kike is so incompetent she got schooled by Harvey Weinstein in court.

Your legal dream team in the Quasi suit was:

- a Mexican-fucking construction lawyerette
- a wine faggot with a slutty skank layabout
- some traffic ticket attorney that can't get a law license outside of California because he went to a bottom tier law school

I’ve always assumed he was lying about spending $5k cause “look at me, I’m a successful author— I definitely have 5 thousand to burn”

 

[Meownaw]

You hired some kike bitch $5K to write a goddamned form letter. This kike is so incompetent she got schooled by Harvey Weinstein in court.

Your legal dream team in the Quasi suit was:

- a Mexican-fucking construction lawyerette
- a wine faggot with a slutty skank layabout
- some traffic ticket attorney that can't get a law license outside of California because he went to a bottom tier law school

Don't forget the Dishonorable Stavros