Finally he admits he's useless.

[guest]

No shit, ham hock. 50 words a day is not good output for a meter maid let alone a novelist.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

Everything he writes is shit.

 

[Sputnik]

Based on his own words he has a plethora of completed works just waiting to be picked up. Yet we hear nothing about it when he tweets his lizard has had enough. Something doesn’t add up.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

however many words Pig writes or doesn’t write, his monthly retard disability check still comes in. He’s a happy little piggy just like Ugly Niki, oinking and stinking and living off of the taxpayers of Wisconsin.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

He wrote what maybe six of these pieces of shit in ten years? he makes it sound like he has wrote hundreds pieces of shit

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

Nigga you writin spec, doesn’t matter how fast you do it no one’s interested and no one’s paying you for it. You’re fat and you will die alone without the love of your daughter I’ll give you 25 rubles to give me a thousand words on that topic

 

[EraGodless]

No shit, ham hock. 50 words a day is not good output for a meter maid let alone a novelist.

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And his writing still fucking sucks fucking shit.

 

[Will Tate]

He doesn't do rewrites or edits, though, otherwise he wouldn't have written a chapter in which a character just disappears from the scene with no explanation. Or "eclectic."

 

[kingship75]

Nigga you writin spec, doesn’t matter how fast you do it no one’s interested and no one’s paying you for it. You’re fat and you will die alone without the love of your daughter I’ll give you 25 rubles to give me a thousand words on that topic

Righteous bucks.

 

[guest]

He seems to have enough time to put out 25-tweet threads about Transformers and the Ukraine but he can't do a thousand words on his stupid books.

This is how incredibly stupid he is. A person who admits he has ADHD/ADD/whatever can't put his phone down and picks a fucking bar to try and work. Tons of distractions. No wonder it takes him years to finish something.

What's also really sad is that his books are so terrible I expect them to come from someone who says they bang out 5 thousand words a day and get the book done in a month. That would make more sense. This fat fuck is admitting he spends tons of time on these books. All that time and they're are pure dogshit.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Popped a semi-chub when Josiah said 8,500 words.

#NeverForget

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

Enough of his "work" has been posted here that I call bullshit on doing edits and rewrites. He must be talking about when he accidently inserts his name into a sex scene between the super awesome cool guy and the sexy alien who is 6 but ages faster than humans.

 

[MonsterSteve]

That because he can only write form his favorite fart stool and when he’s inebriated. Fuck you fat cunt! I hate fat cunts.

 

[FurBurger]

"Outlining the project"? I thought one of the common complaints from here is that people suddenly pop up in scenes like they've always been there, because he needs them but has forgotten to move them from wherever he left them.

Based on his own words he has a plethora of completed works just waiting to be picked up. Yet we hear nothing about it when he tweets his lizard has had enough. Something doesn’t add up.

Actually, as of mid last year he only had one completed but not published project. That's 18 months into the pandemic, and 18 months after Tor released him from further work; and he'd accomplished nothing, the fat lump:

Link to the archive, he's still at 15 likes nearly a year later.

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

Hey pat, I'm writing a project right now. Got a script. And a black actor. Spoiler alert, it's Dr. OWEN. This one's gonna be a banger. Exepect it tomorrow or maybe the next day, who knows.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

Nigga you writin spec, doesn’t matter how fast you do it no one’s interested and no one’s paying you for it. You’re fat and you will die alone without the love of your daughter I’ll give you 25 rubles to give me a thousand words on that topic

Please remember that this is not speculation or exaggeration, he has admitted that he's writing on spec nowadays on interviews.

 

[A House Nigger]

All my posts are 100% shit and they are slightly better than anything Pat writes

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

"Outlining the project"? I thought one of the common complaints from here is that people suddenly pop up in scenes like they've always been there, because he needs them but has forgotten to move them from wherever he left them.


Actually, as of mid last year he only had one completed but not published project. That's 18 months into the pandemic, and 18 months after Tor released him from further work; and he'd accomplished nothing, the fat lump:

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Link to the archive, he's still at 15 likes nearly a year later.

Good lord, I can't even imagine how terrible that unpublished book is if even Fatso thinks it sucks. Then again, I don't believe him. Why would you not delete it or file it away somewhere if you don't want to publish it? Why ask twitter or mention it in the first place? Patrick just wants attention and for people to compliment him. Fat.

 

[Brooke Shields]

"after outlining a project"

he's tweeted before that 'Boom! An explosion happened, take that writer's block!'

he doesn't have an outline of greater than 10 bullet points

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

"after outlining a project"

he's tweeted before that 'Boom! An explosion happened, take that writer's block!'

he doesn't have an outline of greater than 10 bullet points