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Those eggs are made for toddlers who are learning how to eat solid foods. That bacon looks sad and microwaved.
He could turn that into a novel if he actually wrote books for a living, but he won't because he's a lazy hack.
God damn, that's hilarious
Ok, butter is ground zero of this atrocity. Firstly that looks like a low cost oil based spread. It lacks any colour of a rich (more expensive but healthier) butter. This begs the question why it's slapped on in a block and not nicely distributed. Verdict: this is an individual butter sachet swiped from a recent hotel stay. Eggs, scrambled require a lot of cream to make them silky and are best served under set. These have been pan fried to an omelette consistency then scraped into a pile. Verdict: Dog food. The mushroom has been uncivilly plonked under everything sans stem so it's impossible to gauge. Verdict. Stupid. The bacon itself is crisped to a point of losing it's natural texture. Esoteric bacon knowledge dictates that because bacon is a ham it is best cooked on a rapid broil in a shallow pan of water. As soon as the water os gone, the bacon is done. Smoked bacon can be done on the griddle but the turn up at the edge indicates overheating and stressing the meat. Verdict: uneducated. Beverage is translucent lacking any body or depth. Either this is weak tea or the worst coffee ever made. Verdict: idiot.
I think it’s actually just a particularly Pat-like piece of bacon. I don’t see a mushroom here.
He drinks tea British style so I’m going to say it’s tea with 3 drops of milk, not stirred at all. Disgusting and very hog-like
Those scrambled eggs were microwaved or I'm George Washington.
