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DoctorSteveCarlisi

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Who the fuck would take this photo? Much less put it on the internet?

A lazy piece of shit who would do anything for attention except create worthwhile content, that's who. The same kind of person who would put up a video on Halloween morning after a million people already posted about it explaining to cut a hole in the bottom of your jack-o-lantern to make candle-lighting easier.
 

TorqueWheeler

An enormous amount of muscle.
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I love that he's so lazy he doesn't give any effort at all into something like buttering or jellying your toast properly. Just slapped on, one pass, minimal effort, good enough, it's the perfect metaphor for Pat himself.
It's amazing really. I was thinking how disgusting his eggs always look but that jelly just sitting them in huge clumps is arguably the worst. Absolutely disgraceful.
 
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Who the fuck would take this photo? Much less put it on the internet?

A lazy piece of shit who would do anything for attention except create worthwhile content, that's who. The same kind of person who would put up a video on Halloween morning after a million people already posted about it explaining to cut a hole in the bottom of your jack-o-lantern to make candle-lighting easier.
Overcooked scrambled eggs, Walmart bacon, and very unhealthy, processed white "bread".

That plus his excessive alcohol binging is a great diet for an obese man who's been on HBP meds since his 20's.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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It's not an escape if you only make it to milwaukee you milwaukee you fat Rube.
It was like a pilgrimage.

Not sure where he was but moving between 17mins and an hour and a half. Now instead of meth heads he is surrounded by car theft and a dead body was found right around the corner from his house like 2 weeks ago.

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It was like a pilgrimage.

Not sure where he was but moving between 17mins and an hour and a half. Now instead of meth heads he is surrounded by car theft and a dead body was found right around the corner from his house like 2 weeks ago.

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Westfield (Pat's childhood hometown) is 2 hours from Milwaukee. Not sure how you got the 17 minutes.
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AliceWorquer

Fat bitch with faggot tits
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Who the fuck would take this photo? Much less put it on the internet?
The stage managing in his photos gets my ribs every time. Everything he posts is littered with pig symbolism intended to cultivate an image, but he's so retarded it just makes him look bizarre. I think the disposable chopsticks are supposed to make him look like a cultured world traveller who eats Chinese food. The nerf gun peeping into shot clear shows what a huge gun guy he is. It's there to shoot at things he sees on TV he doesn't like, because thats the kind of passion you need if you want to be a political pundit. The oakley case shows what a stylish badass he is, and the PlayStation controller and star wars mug is there to remind you not to be fooled by his guns and cool shades and cultural cachet, he is still a stealthy geek at heart.
 

stealthygeek

Bigger than Netflix
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Handsome_Pat

Child
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The fat slob
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Who the fuck would take this photo? Much less put it on the internet?

A lazy piece of shit who would do anything for attention except create worthwhile content, that's who. The same kind of person who would put up a video on Halloween morning after a million people already posted about it explaining to cut a hole in the bottom of your jack-o-lantern to make candle-lighting easier.
The fat slob can’t even clean up the unused chop sticks off his coffee table from the night before. Surprised his hooves can work the PS3 controller.
 
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