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It's amazing really. I was thinking how disgusting his eggs always look but that jelly just sitting them in huge clumps is arguably the worst. Absolutely disgraceful.I love that he's so lazy he doesn't give any effort at all into something like buttering or jellying your toast properly. Just slapped on, one pass, minimal effort, good enough, it's the perfect metaphor for Pat himself.
Overcooked scrambled eggs, Walmart bacon, and very unhealthy, processed white "bread".![]()
Who the fuck would take this photo? Much less put it on the internet?
A lazy piece of shit who would do anything for attention except create worthwhile content, that's who. The same kind of person who would put up a video on Halloween morning after a million people already posted about it explaining to cut a hole in the bottom of your jack-o-lantern to make candle-lighting easier.
It's not an escape if you only make it to milwaukee you fat Rube.
It was like a pilgrimage.It's not an escape if you only make it to milwaukee you milwaukee you fat Rube.
Westfield (Pat's childhood hometown) is 2 hours from Milwaukee. Not sure how you got the 17 minutes.It was like a pilgrimage.
Not sure where he was but moving between 17mins and an hour and a half. Now instead of meth heads he is surrounded by car theft and a dead body was found right around the corner from his house like 2 weeks ago.
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The stage managing in his photos gets my ribs every time. Everything he posts is littered with pig symbolism intended to cultivate an image, but he's so retarded it just makes him look bizarre. I think the disposable chopsticks are supposed to make him look like a cultured world traveller who eats Chinese food. The nerf gun peeping into shot clear shows what a huge gun guy he is. It's there to shoot at things he sees on TV he doesn't like, because thats the kind of passion you need if you want to be a political pundit. The oakley case shows what a stylish badass he is, and the PlayStation controller and star wars mug is there to remind you not to be fooled by his guns and cool shades and cultural cachet, he is still a stealthy geek at heart.![]()
Who the fuck would take this photo? Much less put it on the internet?
"If black kids just show up early they can have a free nutritious breakfast, child."
Where is the picture?Anyone mention the beef Wellington dinner in the reviews yet?
For me it's the PlayStation controller on his Walmart glass top coffee tableOvercooked scrambled eggs, Walmart bacon, and very unhealthy, processed white "bread".
That plus his excessive alcohol binging is a great diet for an obese man who's been on HBP meds since his 20's.
I like my beef wellington like I like my men. Dark.
I like my beef wellington like I like my men. Dark.
The fat slob can’t even clean up the unused chop sticks off his coffee table from the night before. Surprised his hooves can work the PS3 controller.![]()
Who the fuck would take this photo? Much less put it on the internet?
A lazy piece of shit who would do anything for attention except create worthwhile content, that's who. The same kind of person who would put up a video on Halloween morning after a million people already posted about it explaining to cut a hole in the bottom of your jack-o-lantern to make candle-lighting easier.
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