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Plus what does it take, 1 minute maybe to order food?
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Felony food orders
- Thread starter Blurry Niki Enthusiast
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This is such bullshit. I had a pizza ordered to my house as a prank and for the next like year anytime i tried ordering one they had to confirm it was me. Now granted I don’t live in niggertown like Pat where I assume these pizza places have high turnover, but are you seriously telling me they don’t have a system with his address written down saying “Do not deliver to this guy under any circumstances”. Dominos just love making pizzas , spending time delivering them, and not getting paid for them i guess
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They don’t. A funster talked to them about it a while ago.
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Well I stand correcTed and that seems pretty goddamn stupid of the pizza places
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This bit brings me back
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I'm making tacos to send pat right now. Lot of work in the kitchen but boy will this steam his clams
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No no I said steamed hams. It’s a regional dialect
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Don't validate the trolls
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not a single airbnb guest complained of not being able to order food due to the address being blacklisted
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I didnt think it was true either. Until Dan or JDA ( forgot who did it) called the local dominos and they were very aware of pat and shared what a sperg retard he is and that Niki has to do his damage control because he would end up throwing a tantrum and yelling at them. The guy working there was kinda laughing about what a retard pat is.
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Jónbros, we're so back
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Lol lets remove the “wire” / online aspect. Lets say you go into a pizza place and say to them “I need a medium pie but i cant stick around, deliver it to this address and i’ll pay you then”. And they do and it’s a prank…is that literally defrauding a pizza place. No no its obviously not
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Is that their dinner table? I’ve seen nicer furniture in a front yard just outside of Portage.
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Well I’m from Utica and I’ve never heard anyone use the phrase “steamed hams”
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Using phones doesn't make it wire fraud, you ugly, fish lipped mutant.
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He has about a month left to ammend his lawsuit to add more people. So maybe we'll see craigslist and that black guy that someone talked to at Dominos added.
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"bUt iT's aCroSS sTatE LiNESSSSS"!!