Nah he's fine with breast milk, but won't drink anything else, so can't get him onto bottles.
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Fathers, how hard is raising a baby?
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I'm pretty sure if I really set my mind to it I could've driven a car and walked and talked and done all the shit that I do now as a baby, so I don't really see what the point of parents is anyways. They're just people who tell you to turn your music down and don't let you smoke pot in your room man.
"That bong stinks, get it outta here!"
YOU fuckin stink, old man! YOU get the fuck outta here! That's what I'm gonna say next time.
"That bong stinks, get it outta here!"
YOU fuckin stink, old man! YOU get the fuck outta here! That's what I'm gonna say next time.
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Parenting toddlers really is just saying no all the time. Always doing dumb shit
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There's this fat sci fi author from Milwaukee who adopted similar tactics with his daughter but from birth.
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Honestly until they're around a year old there's not much to be done. Change some diapers, make sure they get tummy time, take them from the missus when she needs a break. If they're breastfed you're really off the hook.
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you might accidently knock-up one of those dizzy broads you fuck, or have you given-up on that avenue?
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Sue's never played Guilty Gear.
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I watched a really little kid destroy a couch at a second hand store one time. It was hilarious. I don't know where this kid's family was but he found a hole in a couch and he just picked at it like a raccoon until he'd ripped the whole cushion apart. Super casual too. Obviously didn't enter his head that what he was doing was an asshole move, he was just doing a thing.
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I thought first year was the hardest? Is that just because they don't sleep through the night?
I'm about to be a first-time dad and, yes, I'm now consulting the opie and Anthony forums for advice.
Oof
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You will think the first year is the hardest until they are mobile. Everyone gives you the cliche of "enjoy this while it lasts" during the infant stage but they are correct
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You'll contemplate wiping out the whole operation and committing suicide to escape the law
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Congratulations
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NAHT FUNNY.
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And if you’re actually successful no one will care. Your fur babies will dine on your bloated corpse until the stink finally reaches your neighbors and the cops come to scrape your soupy remains off the floor Into a utility bucket. But at least you can say it was a life well spent, childless and posting on ONA with a bunch of antisocial schizos while you wait for the HIV to turn into AIDS
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When I got with my one ex her son was 18 months. He's like the nicest kid ever and always happy but the terrible twos thing is legit. He'd have screaming freakouts in stores and stuff. He'd flip out and scream cry when he'd have to go to bed or have a bath or put his shoes on or whatever. It got to the point that it was literally making my ears ring every time and I'd have to fight physically cringing at the sound of it. Then he turned 3 and that shit completely stopped and he's awesome.
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Make sure your wife knows how important breastfeeding directly from the tit is and you won't be waking up as often. Maybe it's because I grew up around lots of kids (huge family on my dad's side) but I never found the first year too bad. They can't really move fast enough to get into trouble. The scariest part is making sure they're breathing. You know they're breathing but you still feel compelled to check constantly.
There's a lot of faggot granola parenting psychosis that goes on but if you steer clear of those circles it's PFG.
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Our toddler turned two a few months ago and I figured out pretty quickly that if you just preempt their tantrum with one of your own they settle down pretty quick. You wanna drop to the floor and kick and scream? Watch while a pro does it, kid. After about a month of that she's chilled out quite a bit.
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The amount of times ive accidentally woken one of them up shining a light on them trying to see the chest move just once or opened the door to their room just trying to get a clear look at them. They could never be safer than they are lying in the middle of the crib and you still think they are just going to die.
Never did any of that sleep training shit but my kids have always gone down to sleep on the first or second try and slept all the way through the night until 7 or 8 the next morning. I have no idea how I got so lucky but I hear about people having to get up every hour and I just have never had to deal with that. Breatfeeding rules and selfishly it puts the onus on the missus if they do happen to wake up. Sorry toots i got work in the morning
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It really doesn't make sense for the man to get up unless it's a cholic problem and they just won't stop crying. I had no issue getting up and walking them around if it was something like that. They're hungry? Not my job.
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That was no accident. Eric threw that kid out the window. It had been a long time since he had a hit and he was desperate.