Fat, slit-eyed beast needs you to know he DGAF.

[Matt from Tinder]

After my nephew's wife dumped him, he spent the last four months going to the gym and eating better. I saw him last weekend for the first time since Christmas and my first thought was that his eyes looked less chinky. If Pat wasn't such a lazy piece of shit, his face wouldn't be so punchable.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

There's somebody very excited about giving pumps to kids

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

Goyd he is disgusting.
Its funny because he thinks 72 is a lot... I guess it might be for a shitty 20 year old V6.
Hey Pig, even before the kikes spiked the prices the average to fill a tank up was $100 try working a job and not being a little bitch boy online, faggot!

 

[guest]

He has gotten so much fatter since New Years...remember his resolution? LMAO!

 

[guest]

The dosage of happy pills he is on just adds to his existing narcissism. Retard is about 10 pounds from being a chink eye permanently.

 

[guest]

Uncanny, same dead eyes.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Same. He looks like an old fat cabbage patch kid.

 

[guest]

For everyone else it's an expense they'd rather not have in their life.

Funnily enough that's exactly what Fat Pat said about Annabelle.

 

[guest]

Funnily enough that's exactly what Fat Pat said about Annabelle.

It was the monster, child.

Damn, he’s just so cool.

Beast? 310 horsepower when new..his has almost 200k miles. Lol beast

 

[BillKlacks]

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That never happened

 

[AntSucks]

Uh, Dummy\Fatty\Piggy, you're not supposed to use your cellphone at a gaspump. It's against fire code.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I’m amazed he hasn’t looked in the mirror and immediately killed himself yet.

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

Those fat beady pig eyes are one of the most hateable things about his fat pig face. I don't usually get violent but my god I'd love to smash his head in. Put his nose so far he can smell his ear.

 

[1073waaf]

Mustangs are the gayest sports cars besides maybe the Miata. Only girls and teenagers should drive them.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

I’m amazed he hasn’t looked in the mirror and immediately killed himself yet.

Look at the size of that fucking head

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

Look at the size of that fucking head

The yellow teeth, piggy eyes, fat cheeks, extra chins...he genuinely thinks he is this ultra ripped, rock solid pussy magnet but I mean come on... Not many wet knickers around when Fatrick is in the vicinity

 

[warchief1978]

Damn, he’s just so cool.

72.07??? Classic over-squeeze. ( I am dating myself with this reference.).

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Uncanny, same dead eyes.

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Same two chins too.

And he would 100% call this nigga fat

 

[EraGodless]

He looks like the kind of creature victims of child abuse manifest in their nightmares.

 

[RacistPigeon]

That’s how I know Pat’s not a conservative. No conservative would happily pay more due to his own guys shitty policies.
Pat is a massive overcompensating faggot, and worst of all, he’s stupid and very very very fat