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Fat man with 1.7 GPA claims that he did so well on his exams that he "busted the curve" for everyone.

Steve Ramone

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I can’t even believe someone as arrogant and with such an insane ego wouldn’t actually try to get at least decent grades in high school to at least get into college to get away from his “small town” but he was such a lunatic he convinced himself grades and school are stupid because he already knows everything so no point in putting in any work.

Many here have college degrees and many (including myself) while we did alright / pretty good looking back wish we worked a little harder. Maybe would have gone to a better college / different career path etc. but Pat was the complete opposite. Just like he says BMI is inaccurate (because it says he’s obese) he also believes good grades and graduating college is for dopes.
I know exactly why he didn't try, he was afraid his ability was far lower than his delusional "smart lazy kid" larp. Can't fail if you never try.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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I know exactly why he didn't try, he was afraid his ability was far lower than his delusional "smart lazy kid" larp. Can't fail if you never try.
I bet that’s why he won’t say WHY he didn’t finish college. He went and didn’t graduate because he got shit grades and wouldn’t graduate so he just quit and told everyone college is a waste of time for him because he already knows everything.
 

Steve Ramone

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I bet that’s why he won’t say WHY he didn’t finish college. He went and didn’t graduate because he got shit grades and wouldn’t graduate so he just quit and told everyone college is a waste of time for him because he already knows everything.
I wouldn't doubt it. I see a lot of myself in pat, difference is I outgrew my smart kid phase once I was able to reflect and see how painfully average I was.
 

Rudderman

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I’m still shocked they let him pass with such a low average - I thought schools required at least a 2.0 to graduate. I bet they made an exception for Pat because he was such an arrogant pain the ass they just wanted to get him out so they don’t have deal with him anymore.
Social promotion. And no teacher would want him held back, since it'd just mean a second whole year of argue-with-a-fencepost Fatrick shitting up your classroom and making it impossible for the other kids to learn anything.
 

Lard Glug

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The more I learn Pat and I are scarily similar. I felt the exact same way and used the same justifications why I failed in school. Then after I left high school I came to grips that i was just lazy and big headed. I didn’t want to do homework so i didnt do it. I grasped the content so i didnt need to do it and i didnt deserve to fail because of it. Excuses excuses…
I’m with you here. Sad to admit, but at least we’ve been able to grow as people.
 

RickReternal

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Just like he says BMI is inaccurate (because it says he’s obese) he also believes good grades and graduating college is for dopes
Does he really believe that or is it just something he’s convinced himself of to avoid facing reality? If he believed that academic achievement didn’t matter, why would he blatantly lie about busting curves and taking AP tests? I guess you could argue that he could be tactically lying based on audience/for an intended effect but that seems far beyond him.
 

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I wouldn't doubt it. I see a lot of myself in pat, difference is I outgrew my smart kid phase once I was able to reflect and see how painfully average I was.
I had his shit tier grades my first two years in HS (actually worse). I simply didn't care abd skipped school like it was my job. I thought I was going to go to military school my Freshmen year, but it was delayed two years-- I finally went as a junior and I was so behind, I started out as a sophomore. I pulled my head out of my ass abd earned good grades, played sports/had extracurricular, and I was an officer as a senior with several college scholarship offers.

I guess the point is my parents actually cared about me and I understood that fucking up at military school wasn't really an option and I was tired of being a fucking do-nothing retard. Pat's parents simply didn't care- it's insane that he was such a shitty student while his mother was one of the school's counselors. How fucking embarrassing for her. Her colleagues no doubt talked shit about her retarded elder son. Luckily Kyle came around and somewhat redeemed the Tomlinson name.
 

EraGodless

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Please tell me he wrote that before his transcripts were discovered? Or is he truly and utterly insane?
He wrote it after, as I believe the tweet is from February 13th of this yea. I think the transcripts have been available for a couple of years (they have been available atleast since early 2022).
 

N64 Cube

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he used a lot of words in that tweet when he could have said he’s lazy and/or stupid to do homework.
 

TorqueWheeler

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Honestly might be the most embarrassing thing he's ever said given that his transcripts were already out there. He's more or less a legitimate retard and did that badly in a school populated almost entirely by other hillbilly retards. The audacity of this imbecile and that fat, smelly cunt Jax to think we are all below this.
 

Josef Kuminski

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I bet that’s why he won’t say WHY he didn’t finish college. He went and didn’t graduate because he got shit grades and wouldn’t graduate so he just quit and told everyone college is a waste of time for him because he already knows everything.
All the smart kids I knew from HS went on to make something of themselves. I was in the top 10 percent of my graduating class. The actual top 10 physical kids are all doctors, engineers, educators or scientists. All of the smartest people I know are professionals doing incredibly well for themselves.

If Pat was as smart as he claims why didn’t he graduate HS early like ((Shapiro)) did and go on to attend college with a full ride. Even people I know that grew up in rural areas like Pat, the smart people rose to the top, if not in HS, they made it up in college.

There’s no way in hell he got any AP or Clep credits and not have the grades to back it up. I’m curious does anyone know what he got on his SATs? He claims he did well on his ACTs. But let’s be real; even if he was as much of a massive piece of shit then that he is now and he really was that smart, someone from his HS would have alerted a college to come meet him and offer him a scholarship.

All of this is a cope for being a continuous (fat) failure. This is what stupid people think smart people do.
 
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