Fat la la la la, la la la la!

[MonsterSteve]

You might have a little too much time on your hands, Mew.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

this is exactly the type of hobby a fat asian lady would have

 

[Udders]

I'd like to hear @Simperville Dan 's opinion on Mews craft.

 

[guest]

Thanks, I didn't want this sandwich anyway. God almighty, he's disturbing to look at.

 

[guest]

"PREACH"
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Ooof, has this been photo shopped in any way? She looks like Bruce Campbell and Moe from the stooges morphed together

 

[not that Jack Horner]

 

[not that Jack Horner]

He's looking really fat fa la la la la
They call him Bitch Tits Pat fa la la la la
Doesn't have a job fa la la la la
He's a tubby slob fa la la la la

getting drunk again falalala
by myself at hooligans lalala
my meat loafs cold fa la la lala
like my half a home falalala

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Ooof, has this been photo shopped in any way? She looks like Bruce Campbell and Moe from the stooges morphed together

Nah that's the edit I made of that photo and I didn't touch her at all. She is just exactly that repulsive.

 

[guest]

Leave and never fa la la la

FA la awaits you, FA la la la la
Quiet for knocking FA la la la la
Put a T on the the FA, FA la la la la

 

[guest]

"PREACH"
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Not her best picture. Look man, she’s a wife from Wisconsin. I’m sure when she cleans up, and her and Pat are going out for a nice dinner or whatever, I’m sure he’s happy with her and the way she looks and all of that, no bit there. No joke. I’m sure he’s happy with her and she’s fine or whatever. I’m going to go ahead and give him that. Good for him. He finds her attractive that’s all that matters.

But he passes her off as some kind of 10 that everyone should be jealous of Patrick over. He talks about their sex life on social media.

He can’t help himself but to ruin everything. All he has to do is enjoy his wife, think she’s as hot as he wants to think she is, just live his life with her and do what they do and not brag about it. Not bring it to Twitter. Not turn it into a contest. That’s all he had to do. But he can’t help it.

He just can’t help it.

 

[guest]

Nah that's the edit I made of that photo and I didn't touch her at all. She is just exactly that repulsive.

She's a golem

 

[Caverlock]

Ooof, has this been photo shopped in any way? She looks like Bruce Campbell and Moe from the stooges morphed together

https://archive.ph/RiiYx

 

[guest]

No self-respecting woman would ever leave the house looking like that.

Oh yeah.

 

[RobertMewler]

What does your husband think of this?

He likes it. He gets what we do here so he doesn't see my Pat crafts as too weird. I did the below a few months ago and displayed it in the kitchen for a few days as a goof and he'd look at it and say, as if to Pat, "What a piece of shit!"

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Do one of him in that bathrobe outside

 

[Imager]

He likes it. He gets what we do here so he doesn't see my Pat crafts as too weird. I did the below a few months ago and displayed it in the kitchen for a few days as a goof and he'd look at it and say, as if to Pat, "What a piece of shit!"

teeth aren't yellow enough

 

[Jenna]

Jesus this is Act I of a horror movie.

I just made a harmless, terrifying, realistic ornament of Patrick S Tomlinson's face! What's the worst that can happen, sweetie?

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Great work Mew!

I also made a christmas tree decoration.

 

[Huh?]

Great work Mew!

I also made a christmas tree decoration.

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No you didn't. You just googled "Xena Christmas Ornament," dummy.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

No you didn't. You just googled "Xena Christmas Ornament," dummy.

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I uploaded it to Pinterest first, Codumbo.