Fat la la la la, la la la la!

[guest]

Leave and never fa la la la

 

[guest]

I’d be afraid my house would be haunted if i hung that in my tree, i admire the creativity but i wouldn’t want anything resembling Pat in my home.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Banging on the door fa la la la la
Swatted once more fa la la la la
Jack Frost nipping at my pee-pee fa la la la la
Got my stalkers going he-he fa la la la la

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

The ghost of christmas fat.

 

[NigelCumia]

Bowl full of jelly

 

[SFWA liaison]

more appropriate as Halloween decorations

 

[RobertMewler]

The hell do you tell people when they ask who that is?

Yeah, no one's ever gonna see it lol. Wayyy too awkward.

 

[Imager]

How long til Patrick claims that our forum wants him "hanging from a tree"?

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Yeah, no one's ever gonna see it lol. Wayyy too awkward.

How is nobody going to see it in your cubicle? Or do you have your own secluded office?

 

[captain_kamala]

How is nobody going to see it in your cubicle? Or do you have your own secluded office?

Tradwives don't have jobs

 

[RobertMewler]

How is nobody going to see it in your cubicle? Or do you have your own secluded office?

I hide it whenever anyone from the Behavioral Science Unit strolls by. I don't wanna get written up!

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Tradwives don't have jobs

The job is to not lose their kids to child protective services and not have a prescription drug problem.

 

[captain_kamala]

The job is to not lose their kids to child protective services and not have a prescription drug problem.

At least when I visit my kids it's not at a grave

 

[RobertMewler]

At least when I visit my kids it's not at a grave

No, you just murder them and carry on like a beast in heat. Thanks for that! At least one less nigger to stab an innocent victim during a carjacking gone wrong.

 

[RobertMewler]

The job is to not lose their kids to child protective services and not have a prescription drug problem.

Don't mind her. She's just jealous and gets triggered that I'm a happy housewife with a protective husband and the freedom to work on silly crafts. All she has going for her is the next hit off the crack pipe, worrying when the next drug test is coming, and which neighborhood bantu might rape her next.

 

[captain_kamala]

Don't mind her. She's just jealous and gets triggered that I'm a happy housewife with a protective husband and the freedom to work on silly crafts. All she has going for her is the next hit off the crack pipe, worrying when the next drug test is coming, and which neighborhood bantu might rape her next.

Some women actually like being independent and not basing their identity on a relationship with a man.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

At least when I visit my kids it's not at a grave

Yeah because they were disposed of as medical waste. Nice parenting.

 

[RobertMewler]

Some women actually like being independent and not basing their identity on a relationship with a man.

Yes and we see how well that's working out for you.

 

[Imager]

Yes and we see how well that's working out for you.

She's rich, according to whatever personality posted that.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Don't mind her. She's just jealous and gets triggered that I'm a happy housewife with a protective husband and the freedom to work on silly crafts. All she has going for her is the next hit off the crack pipe, worrying when the next drug test is coming, and which neighborhood bantu might rape her next.

You worry about the Chinese New Year vacation you plan on spending with your extended family back in San Francisco.