Fat flirting on fb last week

[chewtoyrapist]

Ughhh he is the worst

Sounds like somebody's having money troubles. Also nice one upping the retards who constantly go on about 1984 by citing fucking ready player one, faggot.

 

[Ladynyahh]

Sounds like somebody's having money troubles. Also nice one upping the retards who constantly go on about 1984 by citing fucking ready player one, faggot.

No, he's a successful author with who makes six figures, child. He doesn't have money troubles. Those are your delusions.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Ughhh he is the worst

What does he care? He doesn't use any Apple products.

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

Ughhh he is the worst

Look at Pat three years behind the rest of the world talking about the greatest theft of wealth in history. What changed Pat? you were Mr. Bootlicker demanding everyone accept losing their job to flatten the curve. Seriously what changed? You're still licking those same boots and are cheerleading Biden branding half the country terrorists and turning the country into an authoritarian nightmare. God damnit this post was a shot of adrenaline to remind me why I hate this mother fucker.

 

[PickleRickle]

Wow I hung onto this post this bc I thought it was boring

Me too, man. Fuckin lost out big time. This is the funniest texts i've seen in a long ass time. Badger, you're the king of this shit.

 

[Rudderman]

Ughhh he is the worst

"snorkle"

Professional author, folksh.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Sounds like somebody's having money troubles. Also nice one upping the retards who constantly go on about 1984 by citing fucking ready player one, faggot.

Welp... Ready Player One was a warning, not an instruction manual!

 

[guest]

I see a mustache and goatee stubble (not exactly 5 o clock shadow, maybe 3 pm)

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Always with the weird negging shit.

Negging by definition can only be done to 9s or 10s. This bitch is barely a 3, and that’s wearing whisky goggles.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Pat: Bleats about Apple stock prices like he knows shit about trading.

Also Pat: Awaits a court’s decision on the debt amortization plan he and his wife filed to try to deal with their crippling debts.

He loves pontificating like this. Next time I’m interviewing potential hires, I’m going to hand them a printout of this garbage and ask them for their honest opinion. If they don’t promptly take a shit on the paper, the interview is over.

 

[Stent]

No, stlaker. You didn't like his writing. Nobody does. Prison awaits.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Ughhh he is the worst

I hate 'conspiracy Pat'

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

No, stlaker. You didn't like his writing. Nobody does. Prison awaits.

No, child. I don’t “gotta give it to him” for hoodwinking his retard friends into thinking he knows WTF he’s talking about. Enjoy unemployment.

 

[Stent]

No, child. I don’t “gotta give it to him” for hoodwinking his retard friends into thinking he knows WTF he’s talking about. Enjoy unemployment.

Baby. Infant. Child. IT does noT maTTer. Jerry Jen will own his phone and laptop soon anyway. Wait for the knock.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Her bf is extra gay

Neither of those androgynous gents have ever enjoyed a throbbing and engorged eggplant up the asshole….. SAID NO ONE EVER!!!!

 

[RickReternal]

Her bf is extra gay

That’s a gay bar they’re at. Maybe he should come out to her?

 

[guest]

She's a fat woman, she just doesn't know it yet. In 20 years she's going to look like Patsy Kelly in Rosemary's Baby

 

[AliceWorquer]

I hate late to the party pat. His views are all such pedestrian garbage.

 

[CuntFucker .]

She's a fat woman, she just doesn't know it yet. In 20 years she's going to look like Patsy Kelly in Rosemary's Baby
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What a weirdly specific but fitting reference

 

[guest]

What a weirdly specific but fitting reference

It took me a couple of minutes to remember who she reminded me of