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He never organized conventions here. He was a guest for the first time last year. He really thinks he is something special. Get over yourself.
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The lifetime achievement award is hilarious, he goes on and on about how he deserves it. I guarantee you his mother would be prouder if he got a single paycheck from McDonald's than she is with all his awards.REMINDER: For as narcissistic as Pat is, he is STILL not on the same level of entitlement as Oogie.
Pat claims to not have imposter syndrome, but i’ll give him this: He has written 4 books. May not be good, but he spent time writing 4 of them, having them edited and published. Pat may throw his name in the ring for awards and merits, but he’s not desperate for them. The lowest he goes is signing his own books to sell out of a box.
Oogie? Oogie thinks he should get a lifetime achievement award. Not just a single award, like he has one work he thinks is his best, no. A fucking lifetime achievement. And for what? He has NEVER written a book. He is a fucking story compiler.
When Pat threatened Jon and Adrienne, what did he do when he was confronted by the police? He admitted he threatened Jon and said the threat against Adrienne wasn’t serious. When he was arraigned in court he pled no contest and faced the consequences. (He may deny all this happened today but he had enough self awareness to realize he was in the wrong back then.)
When Oogie got kicked out of the country for breaking the law, what did he do when he was detained and reapplying for a Visa? Claim he was wrongfully detained, the immigration system was oppressing him, and he didn’t do anything wrong and it was the fault of immigration for being incompetent. Not years after it happened mind you, the day it happened.
The lifetime achievement award is hilarious, he goes on and on about how he deserves it. I guarantee you his mother would be prouder if he got a single paycheck from McDonald's than she is with all his awards.
For real if that's what he ended up doing here, I'd respect him as long as he washed his hands after he picks/blows his nose
Earning an honest wage and being gainfully employed would teach him to respect himself as well. It would give him a sense of purpose other than expecting handouts and charity.For real if that's what he ended up doing here, I'd respect him as long as he washed his hands after he picks/blows his nose
The Flavia model of immigration.Earning an honest wage and being gainfully employed would teach him to respect himself as well. It would give him a sense of purpose other than expecting handouts and charity.
Canada, with our various info sharing agreements with the USA, will see that he overstayed a visa. Canada will likely view this as him coming to Canada to either overstay here, or try an illegal border crossing. inadmissible! No go bucko!He's too much of a pussy to fly to Canada and hop the border, huh?
“…and so much more ingenuity than the average person can imagine”
I really hate Ooga.
I hope they not only denied him but gave him shit for trying to scam the system. He thought he could fool them yet they’ve seen every trick in the book.
stop making fun of his disability. it's very stuffed up, you seeFor real if that's what he ended up doing here, I'd respect him as long as he washed his hands after he picks/blows his nose
That’s why I hope they gave him shit, like along the lines of “did you really think you could do whatever you want and not follow the rules?” “Do you think we’re THAT stupid?”I don't like to agree with Gavin, but he correctly points out that when a black man gets a little bit of praise, they act like they are God. Oogie got one award certificate for being a token monkey and ends up with a Kayne ego.
You know how a small child will lie to get away with something and think they are clever? Their lie is really obvious but they don't know that because they are just a dumb child with no life experience? That's Oogie.
After digging through some of the older threads, and from various helpful replies to my inquiries, I have deduced that this is one lazy, dirty, smelly, boastful, untalented, RACIST nigger. These screen caps are just more evidence. He comes off like one of those retards who didn't get to go to Hollywood on American Idol.Yeah it looks like that Visa interview didn’t go well
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“Inventing a genre”
I can’t believe he really said he published iconic work.
Dis peesaship would post immediately if he was approved. But I maintain he never was given an interview.Have we got confirmation yet? Is justice being upheld and the riff raff is being kept out?
This nigger really has a high opinion of himself.Yeah it looks like that Visa interview didn’t go well
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“Inventing a genre”
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It really saves time.I always keep two cartons of eggs on my bookshelf speakers.
How the fuck can that nose ever get stuffy? It's like a two car garage.Holy shit what a lazy bum. I’ve said it before but I’d hate him if he was blonde hair with blue eyes and white as snow. He also brags about not giving publishers what they request in terms of work, something like “they ask me for 50k words and I tell them they’re only getting 25-30k because that’s what I can do and they need to understand that” when he did that interview where he claimed his disability was a stuffy nose and not having energy to do anything productive.
He’s a writer that can’t be bothered to write anything. He hates writing.
Imagine the size of those boogers.It really saves time.
How the fuck can that nose ever get stuffy? It's like a two car garage.
Wire this nigger’s jaw open and shit in his mouth. It’s the only way he’ll learn.
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