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Well I didn't believe it but some Kiwifag (Dan) is doing the crank deliveries
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Exclusive interview with Pizza Hut Manager who deals with Pat's fake pizza orders
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Oh lord
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Once a month? Pat said everyday for 4 years, once a month at least makes sense for a place not to realize it. Everyday for 4 years would have really set off some flags.
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See this is the kinda proof I need to believe one of pats tales. Both the pizza and and the swating are shit bits but I would never believe pat without getting proof outside of what pat provides. Once a month. That sucks.
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Looks like that pizza lawsuit will be proceeding then
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"What's his name again?" after 4 minutes of talking about Patrick is funny. Get it through you're head Patrick, you're a nobody even when you're the star of the show.
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I seem to recall a certain podcast host would offer pizza to his listeners. Dan seems willing and, dare I say, eager to order pizzas for people that are virtually strangers to him. I’m just trying to connect the dots here.
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There's really nothing worse than getting a negro on the phone and asking for the manager only to be told you're already speaking to the manager.
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I love how the store manager was like "well fuck, this ain't really my problem." He didn't seem bothered by it just found it weird. He'll be a Patposter in no time.
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That's Dan's comeback bit? Seems kinda low effort.
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Dan’s gearing up to deliver the pizza himself.
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Im sure he gets trolled by people from all over the internet and not just here. I bet there are a bunch of pranks we never will hear or laugh about unless pat mentions them since it wasnt done to entertain rascals. I was hoping he was going to ask how large the orders were. Makes sense why pat blames kiwi for it. He knows this place takes blame for thing far worse than this. So if it was a reoccurring bit there would be threads about it.
I feel kinda bad that he is getting trolled with such a shitty bit so often. He deserves far, far better bits.
I dunno...sounds like pat has a bit of a pest problem.
I feel kinda bad that he is getting trolled with such a shitty bit so often. He deserves far, far better bits.
I dunno...sounds like pat has a bit of a pest problem.
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patrick wins
stlakers lose
stlakers lose
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He started to say something like, "they got into his account and everything". I wonder what he meant by that.
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i doubt it means anything. you can most likely just make an account with whatever name/address you want, and as long as your payment goes through, they'll send the pizzas there.
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This is great.
It's also funny how Niki has the good sense to not even talk about the situation, unlike Pat who tells everyone about it. She must be so ashamed of him.
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DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES I'VE TOLD YOU NOT TO DELIVER PIZZA TO THIS ADDRESS!?!?!
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I like how he has to have niki call up pizza hut because baby boy can't keep himself from having a tantrum at the slightest inconvenience. From the way the guy explained it pat has definitely gone raging karen on some delivery drivers.