Examples of Shitty Writing in The Sopranos

[guest]

How those fuckers can look at a picture like this and still have the audacity to call themselves white is beyond me. At best the father looks like a Roma gypsy, so technically "European" in the loosest sense of the word. But they all look Middle Eastern. If you were to show this picture to the average person and tell them it was a photo of Uday Hussein and his kids, no one would question you.

 

[IDidThisForYou]

Someone on here (I think maybe you) mentioned Gandolfini getting a couple of other cast members hooked on coke. Any details?

I know in 2006 both the guy who played Artie Bucco and Tony’s muscled driver (Perry something) were arrested for coke. Notice how we barely saw those guys in S6 P2?

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

So Ralphie & Janice start seeing each other, we see a scene of Janice jamming something up Ralphie's ass and calling him a whore she's gonna put back on the street, then they break up.

So Ralphie comes in to his crew, mentions he broke up with Janice, and then goes "you know what that crazy bitch wanted me to do? She wanted to shove things up my ass and call me a whore! That whole family is crazy!"

If that's your real sexual fetish that you're ashamed of, and nobody else is bringing it up, why would you? If Janice was running around spreading rumors there might be a need for Ralphie to correct the record by denying his incredibly specific fetish.

 

[1073waaf]

The whole storyline with Massive Genius was retarded and never went anywhere.

 

[guest]

I know in 2006 both the guy who played Artie Bucco and Tony’s muscled driver (Perry something) were arrested for coke. Notice how we barely saw those guys in S6 P2?

You know what, no bullshit, my number one pick was absolutely the guy who played Artie. They had a chemistry that suggested they partied together.
The muscled driver, the one whose ass he kicked to reassert dominance when he left hospital?

 

[potatopeeler63]

I know in 2006 both the guy who played Artie Bucco and Tony’s muscled driver (Perry something) were arrested for coke. Notice how we barely saw those guys in S6 P2?

Try the burrata, i had it flown in this morning by fedex. It’s got a nutty flavor. All about the contrast

 

[potatopeeler63]

So Ralphie & Janice start seeing each other, we see a scene of Janice jamming something up Ralphie's ass and calling him a whore she's gonna put back on the street, then they break up.

So Ralphie comes in to his crew, mentions he broke up with Janice, and then goes "you know what that crazy bitch wanted me to do? She wanted to shove things up my ass and call me a whore! That whole family is crazy!"

If that's your real sexual fetish that you're ashamed of, and nobody else is bringing it up, why would you? If Janice was running around spreading rumors there might be a need for Ralphie to correct the record by denying his incredibly specific fetish.

Im pretty sure it’s because ralphie dated that cuban valentina from the horse stable, and she was spreading rumors that he liked candle wax on his balls or some shit, and ralphie was doing a preemptive attack to make it look like janice was the nortonesque freak and not him

 

[aRTie02150]

View attachment 11060How those fuckers can look at a picture like this and still have the audacity to call themselves white is beyond me. At best the father looks like a Roma gypsy, so technically "European" in the loosest sense of the word. But they all look Middle Eastern. If you were to show this picture to the average person and tell them it was a photo of Uday Hussein and his kids, no one would question you.

They do look like Iraqi refugees happy to have left and can now grow their hair long.

 

[IDidThisForYou]

You know what, no bullshit, my number one pick was absolutely the guy who played Artie. They had a chemistry that suggested they partied together.
The muscled driver, the one whose ass he kicked to reassert dominance when he left hospital?

That’s the one. “Muscles Marinara”

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

every post in this thread is ribs. I love the sopranos but man it had some hardcore dogshit moments

 

[Snake]

The whole storyline with Massive Genius was retarded and never went anywhere.

Even as a kid I knew that episode was pure filler.

 

[guest]

View attachment 11060How those fuckers can look at a picture like this and still have the audacity to call themselves white is beyond me. At best the father looks like a Roma gypsy, so technically "European" in the loosest sense of the word. But they all look Middle Eastern. If you were to show this picture to the average person and tell them it was a photo of Uday Hussein and his kids, no one would question you.

Joe and Anthony on the left... who's the kid on the right?

 

[Snake]

View attachment 11060How those fuckers can look at a picture like this and still have the audacity to call themselves white is beyond me. At best the father looks like a Roma gypsy, so technically "European" in the loosest sense of the word. But they all look Middle Eastern. If you were to show this picture to the average person and tell them it was a photo of Uday Hussein and his kids, no one would question you.

I say the same thing with greeks. Greeks haven't been White for a nearly a thousand years after they were taken over by the Ottoman Empire, and now it's mostly descendants of rape babies. I have a coworker with a Greek husband and her kids look like incest babies with hair on their foreheads.

It's funny Gandolfini's mother and father were full spaghetti nigger and he came out looking White.

 

[guest]

It's funny Gandolfini's mother and father were full spaghetti nigger and he came out looking White.

His dad was apparently from near Parma so Northern Italian so basically white. Explains why he had a bit of height and could pass for Irish or Polack. His mother was Neopolitan. If both of his parents had been from down there he'd have been a black eyed, dark-skinned dwarf like so many of the rest of them.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

His dad was apparently from near Parma so Northern Italian so basically white. Explains why he had a bit of height and could pass for Irish or Polack. His mother was Neopolitan. If both of his parents had been from down there he'd have been a black eyed, dark-skinned dwarf like so many of the rest of them.

I would have guessed him to be a kielbasa- chomping pole if I didn't know

 

[Naked_Militiaman]

(Posted this in the COVID thread by mistake so re-posting here):

I just listened to the David Proval interview on "Talking Sopranos" and it was really entertaining. Dude was already on my "Jews you like" list for his Richie character alone but it's also good to know he's not a faggot in real life. Now I have to see this movie Nunzio (1977) that he starred in that Schirripa was raving about. Has anyone here seen it?

What annoyed me is these two fat fuck hosts only interviewed him for 35 MINUTES and then spent the next two hours (I assume) talking about cologne which I turned off immediately. Proval seemed like he was full of great stories and definitely has some Richie in his real life persona. I especially enjoyed the tibit about him being Eddie Murphy's acting coach on 48 Hours and how he thought he stunk. This interview is worth checking out, brothermen. God bless Richie Aprile. Best character ever.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

When Pussy ran into a made guy from another family in the store with the FBI agent, why the fuck didn't he just say the FBI agent was his cousin or just a buddy?

There was zero reason for him to make up having him a "friend of ours" from Delaware

 

[LingerLonger]

When Pussy ran into a made guy from another family in the store with the FBI agent, why the fuck didn't he just say the FBI agent was his cousin or just a buddy?

There was zero reason for him to make up having him a "friend of ours" from Delaware

The guy wasn't a made guy. He was an Elvis impersonator who knew Pussy from personal experience not from crime. Pussy later asks the guy if he can provide entertainment for a bachelor party. Dude was just a civilian who knew Pussy. Most likely he sold drugs or provided women and other party favors to various people including some connected guys.

Pussy freaked out and made up a terrible story and then panicked like a maniac and killed the guy with a hammer. This is the same Big Pussy who runs over a 711 clerk with his car and flees the scene. He had lost his mind by then. The whole point of that scene and story was that Pussy was deeply paranoid and was at the point where he would murder random civilians to maintain his lifestyle. The FBI had lost control of him as well. Pussy was under so much stress from both the FBI and the Soprano family that he was no longer acting logically. The pressure was destroying him.

They did the same thing with Christopher killing JT the writer. And Vito killing the guy getting his mail. Even Teddy S from the burger joint that Eugene kills is just some mope gambler who owes money. These guys let the pressure of the mafia drive them to insane decisions. Like Chris drinking and then murdering an associate. Vito killing a random civilian in broad daylight. Or Eugene being an FBI informant yet still doing hits in broad daylight (and also giving Tony $200K and fancy watches from his inheritance).

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Vito was in the donut shop when Christopher shot the guy in the foot to make another Goodfellas reference, but the donut guy called him Geno. Did no one remember that the actor had already been on the show when the Vito character showed up or something?

 

[Snake]

Vito was in the donut shop when Christopher shot the guy in the foot to make another Goodfellas reference, but the donut guy called him Geno. Did no one remember that the actor had already been on the show when the Vito character showed up or something?

These are not the same people, chowlld. Hush now.