Ever shiver uncontrollably after excessively drinking?

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It's really gotta be painful as hell. Getting all backed up with piss like that and not being able to get it out.

When I'd stay at my grandparents' house my bedroom wall was shared with the bathroom and I'd hear my grandfather pushing out spurty prostate cancer pisses.

Look at me. Whining about being an alcoholic, which I did to myself, when there's guys out there who can't pee right. I think I solved all my problems anyways. I was shivering because it's actually cold in here, I felt like shit for a minute and then I pooped and ate a bagel and now I feel like a million FUCKING dollars.

I had another thought. If you get prostate cancer, God did that to you. Why would God give you prostate cancer? Because you're a bad person. Those people gave themselves prostate cancer just like I gave myself alcoholism. Therefore, my alcoholism is okay and is not my fault.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I had another thought. If you get prostate cancer, God did that to you. Why would God give you prostate cancer? Because you're a bad person. Those people gave themselves prostate cancer just like I gave myself alcoholism. Therefore, my alcoholism is okay and is not my fault.

I'm glad we worked this out, Abe.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm glad we worked this out, Abe.

Thank you, Abe. I am too.

 

[guest]

Nothing like that, but I'd get the ol' shaky hands in the early evening when I was drinking too much. Nothing a couple of belts wouldn't take care of. One time though I went to the supermarket the day after a night of hanging out with James Beam and I had this overwhelming feeling of despair walking through the fruit and veg section. Felt like I might just burst into tears. So I abandoned my trolley, walked out, got in my car and drove around for half an hour before going home. One of those moments you don't want to dwell on and unpack.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Nothing like that, but I'd get the ol' shaky hands in the early evening when I was drinking too much. Nothing a couple of belts wouldn't take care of. One time though I went to the supermarket the day after a night of hanging out with James Beam and I had this overwhelming feeling of despair walking through the fruit and veg section. Felt like I might just burst into tears. So I abandoned my trolley, walked out, got in my car and drove around for half an hour before going home. One of those moments you don't want to dwell on and unpack.

I've definitely been there.

 

[CuntFucker]

I've definitely been there.

Don't talk to him. He was voted the most hated user.

 

[RapistWithHIV]

Some years ago during a time where I was fawkin brooding, I was at the beer store topping up & my faggot card tap didn't work so I was punching it in the machine & the cashier could see my hands visibly tremoring (i'm literally shaking ) but whatever I'm sure dude sees that shit all the time. There's always the one boomer in the parking lot unloading 250 empties on a Tuesday morning.

Cheers

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Some years ago during a time where I was fawkin brooding, I was at the beer store topping up & my faggot card tap didn't work so I was punching it in the machine & the cashier could see my hands visibly tremoring (i'm literally shaking ) but whatever I'm sure dude sees that shit all the time. There's always the one boomer in the parking lot unloading 250 empties on a Tuesday morning.

Cheers

They definitely see that shit all the time. Like half the time I go to the liquor store, there's some old retarded guy who smells like piss and always strikes up conversations with people and then he always asks for a ride lol. He always gets 4 tallboys of Boxer Ice, the cheapest beer in Canada.

Say always again.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

They definitely see that shit all the time. Like half the time I go to the liquor store, there's some old retarded guy who smells like piss and always strikes up conversations with people and then he always asks for a ride lol. He always gets 4 tallboys of Boxer Ice, the cheapest beer in Canada.

What’s the ABV on them?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

What’s the ABV on them?

I think 6% might be 5.5%. Huge cans too. Tastes particularly shitty.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I think 6% might be 5.5%. Huge cans too. Tastes particularly shitty.

Yeesh, at least Steel Reserves are 8%. I got an especially skunked 6er once and it took me forever to choke down. Last time I ever bought it.

 

[RapistWithHIV]

I don't drink much anymore but if I need a good two beer buzz I'll reach for the Maximum Ice to get the two beer buzz then I'll have that nice two beer buzz

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Yeesh, at least Steel Reserves are 8%. I got an especially skunked 6er once and it took me forever to choke down. Last time I ever bought it.

The last time I had those Boxer things the one can tasted like it had a dead mouse in it or something. It was completely fucked, it stunk like dead animal too.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

The last time I had those Boxer things the one can tasted like it had a dead mouse in it or something. It was completely fucked, it stunk like dead animal too.

That’s not even worth it. I would barely have a buzz after 4 of those.

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

It's literally what I was doing all night. I got drunk and played video games. In a much nicer house though. It's hilarious that I can say that about Moneybags Cumio.

You also probably didn’t look like you were having a stroke.

 

[Brooke Shields]

i could definitely drink Abe under the table

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

No, but I am for 100% sure doing sober November.

Sober October rhymes better, but I kind of fucked that one up - to put it mildly.

Because there's only 30 days in November, right gang?!?