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Ever shiver uncontrollably after excessively drinking?
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Since I started drinking I've been able to drink retarded amounts. I'm not even fat or very big. I'm just one of those genetic alcoholics. I also don't have to adhere to that "beer before liquor" shit either. I do throw up the odd time, but it's generally because I eat a bunch of random shit that doesn't settle in my stomach. My dick still works and I still get the shit I need to do done (I'm not leaving the house today) but I have constant acid reflux and I'm gonna die of esophageal cancer if my liver doesn't explode first. Whenever people say someone could "drink me under the table" I just know in my head I could put them in the fucking hospital if they went shot for shot with me.
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Because everything I do is SOLID GOLD, Calvin!
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I hope you feel better, Abe.
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Seek help for your crippling addiction
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God bless you, Artie. My sweet Puerto Rican boy.
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I felt fine when I woke up then I drank a bunch of milk and smoked a cigarette really fast and I triggered the hangover. I've got the shits and my nose is running and I've got the spins. I'm glad I made myself feel like shit.
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Sleep it off
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! THAT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY!
I bought one of those Indian wagon burner dreamcatcher things so this Krueger-esque monster can't hurt me no more. I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU ANYMORE! I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU ANYMORE!! AND WHEN I LEARN HOW TO LUCID DREAM I'M GONNA FUCKING RAPE YOU BACK!!!
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Lmao is your pfp Xing Xing?No, but I am for 100% sure doing sober November.
Sober October rhymes better, but I kind of fucked that one up - to put it mildly.
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just call it no bender november. come on, it's not that hard to rhymeNo, but I am for 100% sure doing sober November.
Sober October rhymes better, but I kind of fucked that one up - to put it mildly.
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Remember that mo-vember shit? How would me growing a mustache help prostate cancer?
Nice name too. Homovember. Buncha Freddie Mercurys prancing around with mustaches.
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and why would you ever want to help prostate cancer, anyway? it's powerful enough already
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I'm growin it out fer fuckin goateetember, brother. WE'RE GONNA CURE ASSHOLE CANCER!
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It's really gotta be painful as hell. Getting all backed up with piss like that and not being able to get it out.
When I'd stay at my grandparents' house my bedroom wall was shared with the bathroom and I'd hear my grandfather pushing out spurty prostate cancer pisses.
Look at me. Whining about being an alcoholic, which I did to myself, when there's guys out there who can't pee right. I think I solved all my problems anyways. I was shivering because it's actually cold in here, I felt like shit for a minute and then I pooped and ate a bagel and now I feel like a million FUCKING dollars.
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It's literally what I was doing all night. I got drunk and played video games. In a much nicer house though. It's hilarious that I can say that about Moneybags Cumio.