Ever made a faggy expensive impulse buy that makes you sick when you think about it?

[GialloGlove]

8k Tempur-Pedic bed. I never use all the features. Shouldn't have bought from a mattress store. Was/is comfortable though.

 

[aRTie02150]

A butterchurn

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I just received a Smith & Wesson SW8 that I bought without looking at any reviews, drunk, likely trusting the name. It's a piece of shit.

It's a spearhead knife and you can unscrew the handle and put it on a broomstick or a rake handle or something. The knife handle is made of plastic and I assumed (like an asshole) that it was metal.

There is only one sharp side and a false edge on the other. I want this thing to be fucking functional. I have beavers trying to KILL me out on that river. Ideally, I'd never even take the sheath off the thing ever as long as the beavers don't try to bite my femoral artery and cause me to bleed out in my kayak, struggling to paddle my ass back to any kind of public. Fuck sakes. If something ever happens out there I'm fucking dead.

Now I have to learn how to sharpen a knife and not make it look like shit and piss. Fuck. I have a big Gerber Rambo knife and it's the sharpest thing in the world. I've never sharpened it and barely ever wiped it off or taken any sort of care of it. It was like $60. This stupid spear thing was like $40 and it's an absolute piece of shit.

Most of the reviews don't seem to realize that you're supposed to tie it to the handle as well and it's not for throwing. Either way, piece of shit. Wish I didn't buy it. I'm not sick over it but its a piece of shit, as is.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

A butterchurn

Yeah. That's a bad purchase.

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

I just received a Smith & Wesson SW8 that I bought without looking at any reviews, drunk, likely trusting the name. It's a piece of shit.

It's a spearhead knife and you can unscrew the handle and put it on a broomstick or a rake handle or something. The knife handle is made of plastic and I assumed (like an asshole) that it was metal.

There is only one sharp side and a false edge on the other. I want this thing to be fucking functional. I have beavers trying to KILL me out on that river. Ideally, I'd never even take the sheath off the thing ever as long as the beavers don't try to bite my femoral artery and cause me to bleed out in my kayak, struggling to paddle my ass back to any kind of public. Fuck sakes. If something ever happens out there I'm fucking dead.

Now I have to learn how to sharpen a knife and not make it look like shit and piss. Fuck. I have a big Gerber Rambo knife and it's the sharpest thing in the world. I've never sharpened it and barely ever wiped it off or taken any sort of care of it. It was like $60. This stupid spear thing was like $40 and it's an absolute piece of shit.

Calm down Rambo they're just beavers.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Calm down Rambo they're just beavers.

They're fucking COCKSUCKERS. You don't know. It's fine, you don't know.

 

[DMbA]

hatsune miku themed mechanical keyboard

 

[JamesJCrowe]

I bought a couple of electric bikes that I can't ride since I came down with the prostate cancer, I have no energy for that these days & the one keeps getting flat tires. One was $1900, brand new, with a top speed of about 19mph, the other one ($500) rips at 30mph on flats. I hope they still work when I get better.

 

[CuntFucker]

I bought a couple of electric bikes that I can't ride since I came down with the prostate cancer, I have no energy for that these days & the one keeps getting flat tires. One was $1900, brand new, with a top speed of about 19mph, the other one ($500) rips at 30mph on flats. I hope they still work when I get better.

Nice terminal illness, stupid

 

[TravisPickle]

Nice terminal illness, stupid

His entire assholes hangin' out there

 

[WifeStoreWill]

I bought a couple of electric bikes that I can't ride since I came down with the prostate cancer, I have no energy for that these days & the one keeps getting flat tires. One was $1900, brand new, with a top speed of about 19mph, the other one ($500) rips at 30mph on flats. I hope they still work when I get better.

We’re going to need an ass cancer criticism section here pretty soon. Maybe those XM radios were just beaming radiation directly into our rectums?

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

Never.

 

[Petworth dude]

Strangely, it didn’t.

And this was ~20 years ago when that was real money. It would overheat constantly when playing games and so I ended up using it mostly for AIM and IRC while I played games on my desktop PC. I didn’t even leave the house that much so it was a stupid idea even if I had got something practical.

I hope you at least got a free Alienware t-shirt out of it.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

I hope you at least got a free Alienware t-shirt out of it.

Nope. I think maybe a mousepad?

 

[guest]

Turkish citizenship lol...

 

[Turry]

I just received a Smith & Wesson SW8 that I bought without looking at any reviews, drunk, likely trusting the name. It's a piece of shit.

It's a spearhead knife and you can unscrew the handle and put it on a broomstick or a rake handle or something. The knife handle is made of plastic and I assumed (like an asshole) that it was metal.

There is only one sharp side and a false edge on the other. I want this thing to be fucking functional. I have beavers trying to KILL me out on that river. Ideally, I'd never even take the sheath off the thing ever as long as the beavers don't try to bite my femoral artery and cause me to bleed out in my kayak, struggling to paddle my ass back to any kind of public. Fuck sakes. If something ever happens out there I'm fucking dead.

Now I have to learn how to sharpen a knife and not make it look like shit and piss. Fuck. I have a big Gerber Rambo knife and it's the sharpest thing in the world. I've never sharpened it and barely ever wiped it off or taken any sort of care of it. It was like $60. This stupid spear thing was like $40 and it's an absolute piece of shit.

Most of the reviews don't seem to realize that you're supposed to tie it to the handle as well and it's not for throwing. Either way, piece of shit. Wish I didn't buy it. I'm not sick over it but its a piece of shit, as is.

Get a speedy sharp. Sometimes they're in Crappy Tire but if not just grab one off amazon. Super simple to use, really effective, goes on your keychain so it's always there. Even a shitty knife is fine if you have the means to quickly put the edge back on after every use.