Eurovision is almost here. Time to bet.

[Turk February]

I blew all my money on "endless noodles" so I'm not betting because I can't and have diarrhea. Here's some betting advice for you though.

Sweden to win.

Albania top 5.

Malta top 10.

Finland top 5.

You're welcome.

 

[PogromStallone]

Us Swedes really are fucking great.

 

[Turk February]

Us Swedes really are fucking great.

You're fucking cheaters and you know it

 

[Turk February]

If Canadian law allowed it I would murder Laureen.

 

[PogromStallone]

You're fucking cheaters and you know it

Kiss my Diggi-Loo ass.

 

[Turk February]

Kiss my Diggi-Loo ass.

I was going to shit on you but this is such a deep cut I kind of love you.

 

[PogromStallone]

If Sweden wins this year then we'll be the country with the most Eurovision wins, currently we're tied for first with Ireland!

 

[Turk February]

If Sweden wins this year then we'll be the country with the most Eurovision wins, currently we're tied for first with Ireland!

You will get that with a bunch of Fins. It's still sort of a loss.

 

[PogromStallone]

I was going to shit on you but this is such a deep cut I kind of love you.

Pretty sure it's not a deep cut if you're Swedish, lol.

You will get that with a bunch of Fins. It's still sort of a loss.

Finns are really only worthwhile if they've been diluted with Swedishness.

 

[Turk February]

By the way anyone reading this who is not a Eurovision fan. ESC has 2 villains. Israel who break all the rules and even have politicians tweet shit, they film people in smoking sectiona to ruin reputations. Just scum. And Sweden who use legacy to sway the jury.

 

[Turk February]

Pretty sure it's not a deep cut if you're Swedish, lol.

Finns are really only worthwhile if they've been diluted with Swedishness.

I'm Russian. The last time we won was in a Will Farrell comedy movie.

 

[Not Child.]

By the way anyone reading this who is not a Eurovision fan. ESC has 2 villains. Israel who break all the rules and even have politicians tweet shit, they film people in smoking sectiona to ruin reputations. Just scum. And Sweden who use legacy to sway the jury.

How did Israel even join? Isnt it in West Asia? Can Yemen join?

 

[Turk February]

How did Israel even join? Isnt it in West Asia? Can Yemen join?

Algeria tried. Australia has done pretty well. You just have to be an observing member of the European Broadcasting Union. Which the CBC is. No joke. I want my band to be the first to represent Canada.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

What the fuck, does it just end and immediately start again?

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I bet you won’t get a job or be a productive member of society at the end.

 

[Turk February]

What the fuck, does it just end and immediately start again?

Uhm. Yes? As all annual things do

 

[Turk February]

What the fuck, does it just end and immediately start again?

Here's some Estonia being Estonia to calm your wicked heart

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Uhm. Yes? As all annual things do

My birthday is annual and it doesn't last all year and then immediately resume.

Eurovision goes by the Canadian Thanksgiving schedule.

 

[Turk February]

My birthday is annual and it doesn't last all year and then immediately resume.

Eurovision goes by the Canadian Thanksgiving schedule.

It kind of starts in February with Albania. But it's officially in may

 

[Bam's Wrinkled Thumb]

Here's some Estonia being Estonia to calm your wicked heart

This song is shit

@safka15 I demand a personal apology