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This is very Joe Cumia of him
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He brought up the stlakers to reinforce his street cred, he’s a hardened take no shit street smart operator now. Nobody’s pulling the wool out from under his eyes.Here's a tip, Pat. Anyone calls you with that derka-derka-derka accent it's a scam. Pretty funny that he assumes it's the stlakers getting his power turned off. There's no reason to ever talk to a pajeet.
Nikki, give me the credit card. The stlakers got Microsoft to call me and they need our card or Windows gets deactivated.
Lol. Jesus christ. What has to go wrong with a persons brain to have this little self awareness?View attachment 221946
Not even remotely related to this situation. He really does just insert that into every single topic.
You oversell it, Pig, that's why so many people aren't buying it.
You called it correctly lolHow long before its retconned to the Criminal Cyberstalking Nazi Death Cult tried to steal my identity by pretending to be WE Energy.
Jesus Christ, Pat. Take your fucking meds. It was a bunch of Boqs somewhere in Boqistan trying to get $400 out of a fucking idiot. If it was "oUr stlakers" it would have ended with them calling you a fat faggot with bitch tits.You called it correctly lol
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No stlaker, it was you and the police know it was you.Jesus Christ, Pat. Take your fucking meds. It was a bunch of Boqs somewhere in Boqistan trying to get $400 out of a fucking idiot. If it was "oUr stlakers" it would have ended with them calling you a fat faggot with bitch tits.
Wait, Niki cooks?Nikki is going to cook dinner with the tagine as penance for her racist thoughts after dealing with scamming pajeets.
Minnesota only has Excel energy there like Standard Oil, childWisconsin doesn’t exactly have options, funster.
ha the retarded way he words it makes it seem like he thinks his "stlakers" are gonna target We Energies customersYou called it correctly lol
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Why does he answer the phone at all if it’s a number he doesn’t know? He claims to be a millennial (he’s not) but doesn’t know the first thing about modern technology use
I'm sure it's been brought up but does he actually look at his bills? You don't get cut off without ample notification and you will get letters reminding you to pay if you haven't. For a tech geek he's fantastically numb to what's been happening for the last decade.
He’s going to try and use this as an excuse if he gets caught with the self swats. “They stole my identity. They cloned my phone!” What he doesn’t understand is that you need physical proof of that, especially once it’s been established that he’s an unreliable narrator/pathological liar.You called it correctly lol
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