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A healthy diet of no bacon egg and cheese on a roll.
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Enjoy prison sophisticated scammers
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He authenticated fake Alivia based on her presence in a group chat. He authenticated Josiah because his email address almost looked like huffingtonpost.com. He argued with fake lesbians who took his Adirondack chairs for hours. He said "STOP" to fake automated text messages.
He's a fucking mark.
He's a fucking mark.
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So he was on the phone all day with scammers and the real energy company instead of just hanging up and checking his online account. I wonder if when he finally caught on he pulled the ol 'full of steel' bit.
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Why would anyone tolerate someone calling to collect on a bill and then transferring you three times? Thats just shit they do for old people to make them think its legit by blowing their minds with the "magic phone transfer" technology
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He probably could not have checked the account until Nick got home because the account is in her name.
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Honestly, I like engaging with these scammers just to waste their time and see how they execute the scam. When they realize that I'm fucking with them they get so angry and start spewing third world monkey gibberish.
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Ooga is the new SFWA treasurer. This is just him trying to get some of the money back from Pat.
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Don't play ball with those mongrels, brother pig. I love how its only the biggest marks who ever have to point out this shit out like they have cracked some case. He's such a fucking dumbass boomer. The worlds least tech savvy geek.
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Why does he answer the phone at all if it’s a number he doesn’t know? He claims to be a millennial (he’s not) but doesn’t know the first thing about modern technology use
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My favorite thing about Josiah was that Pat clocked that he didn't have any online footprint, said "Hey, where's your online footprint?" and then decided it didn't matter and kept going.
This is the type of thing you wouldn't post on NextDoor because it's such an obvious scam but he thinks it's really unique.
This is the type of thing you wouldn't post on NextDoor because it's such an obvious scam but he thinks it's really unique.
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Some of these scammers are able to spoof the power company’s phone number so it shows up on your caller ID as the legit name and number. So Niki may have thought it was a legitimate call from WE Energies. That she and Fat were too stupid to realize it was a fake is another story.
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I know who it was.
It was that dastardly Rahul Kumar and his connections in the seedy underworld of curry scented scam call centers.
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"Thank you for terminating your parental rights."
He likes to go back to the best bits.
He likes to go back to the best bits.
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"Trust your gut"
I picture Pat with his hands on his big fat stomach like a pregnant woman, whispering "what should I do?" and his gut just does a big fat gurgling noise.
I picture Pat with his hands on his big fat stomach like a pregnant woman, whispering "what should I do?" and his gut just does a big fat gurgling noise.
Obviously Tom was behind the whole thing. Good thing pat has friends in law enforcement now, Tom should be enjoying prison any day now.
“More pizza? Not now gut, we have a crisis on our hands …. I guess more pizza won’t hurt”
He’s rounding up his cat lady posse
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They made an emoji just for Pat: 🫃
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Here's a tip, Pat. Anyone calls you with that derka-derka-derka accent it's a scam. There's no legit reason to ever talk to a pajeet on the phone.
Nikki, give me the credit card. The stlakers got Microsoft to call me and they need our card or Windows gets deactivated.
Nikki, give me the credit card. The stlakers got Microsoft to call me and they need our card or Windows gets deactivated.
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