EMERGENCY: Patrick is trapped inside of a car wash

[guest]

Has no one here ever gotten a car wash at one of these? This kind is more prevalent than the track one in my area. You pay, the garage door thing rolls up, you pull in and keep going until it tells you to stop. Then you sit there while the car is washed, with the machines moving around spraying water, soap, foam, protectant, etc depending on which level of wash you selected.

There is literally no way to get out of the car without being soaked by water and soap. I also don't see how you could get stuck. You could call them and someone could manually open the exit door and you could drive out.

Literally the only ones on this side of the pond, apart from the self-service or ones where Albanians do it for you (and use as a front to launder heroin profits).

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Has no one here ever gotten a car wash at one of these? This kind is more prevalent than the track one in my area. You pay, the garage door thing rolls up, you pull in and keep going until it tells you to stop. Then you sit there while the car is washed, with the machines moving around spraying water, soap, foam, protectant, etc depending on which level of wash you selected.

There is literally no way to get out of the car without being soaked by water and soap. I also don't see how you could get stuck. You could call them and someone could manually open the exit door and you could drive out.

What's baffling is how he got this photo. He's out of the vehicle and in the corner of the bay. Did the machine stop before the rinse and just not progress? If so, he could probably get out but that's a super stupid idea in case the rinse starts up while you're out of the vehicle.

Im really hoping that he was stuck in there for a while and was forced to get out to complain to the guy working there and it would make a great twitter post. I hope he got soaked and had to stand there in 10 degree weather.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Im really hoping that he was stuck in there for a while and was forced to get out to complain to the guy working there and it would make a great twitter post. I hope he got soaked and had to stand there in 10 degree weather.

I like the theory that he was sitting in his car childing people on his phone for like 45 minutes before looking up and realizing he was still sitting in the car wash waiting for the final rinse to begin.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I like the theory that he was sitting in his car childing people on his phone for like 45 minutes before looking up and realizing he was still sitting in the car wash waiting for the final rinse to begin.

" DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG I WAS IN THERE!?"

 

[Deltron3030]

Has no one here ever gotten a car wash at one of these? This kind is more prevalent than the track one in my area. You pay, the garage door thing rolls up, you pull in and keep going until it tells you to stop. Then you sit there while the car is washed, with the machines moving around spraying water, soap, foam, protectant, etc depending on which level of wash you selected.

There is literally no way to get out of the car without being soaked by water and soap. I also don't see how you could get stuck. You could call them and someone could manually open the exit door and you could drive out.

What's baffling is how he got this photo. He's out of the vehicle and in the corner of the bay. Did the machine stop before the rinse and just not progress? If so, he could probably get out but that's a super stupid idea in case the rinse starts up while you're out of the vehicle.

It's not that baffling.
Pat wanted a photo of Quasi's car being washed, so he either asked or hopped out right after pulling in.

Regardless, the employee there was probably annoyed and decided to fuck with this fat rube.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Such an odd thing to do at 830-9pm. He had all day to do that but waited til it was dark out. He must have been driving home from a bar or something.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

It's not that baffling.
Pat wanted a photo of Quasi's car being washed, so he either asked or hopped out right after pulling in.

Regardless, the employee there was probably annoyed and decided to fuck with this fat rube.

It's covered in soap and there's no employee to ask anything at these carwashes. They're automated. You can get out whenever you want. You will just get soaked or blasted with foam and soap if you do. Pat got out in the middle of the wash, went in the corner, and took a photo. If you've ever been in one of these, you will know how insane that is.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I’m starting to think this Jon weirdo is sexually attracted to Pat

He’s used the ;) before with Pat - Pat of course doesn’t respond.

 

[EraGodless]

I continue to be dumbfounded as to why this fat cunt needs to put every last minutia of his idiotic existence online. Who the fucknis clamoring for this??

His followers, stupid. They're not clamoring for it. They DEMAND IT, little one. No run off to your ZERO followers and cry about it.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

" DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG I WAS IN THERE!?"

DOYOUHAVEANYIDEA?!

 

[Deltron3030]

It's covered in soap and there's no employee to ask anything at these carwashes. They're automated. You can get out whenever you want. You will just get soaked or blasted with foam and soap if you do. Pat got out in the middle of the wash, went in the corner, and took a photo. If you've ever been in one of these, you will know how insane that is.

Even if you don't interact with an employee, there's definitely one on the premises to deal with people like Pat or to answer dumb questions.
Even the self service ones where you have to wash/wax/hose your own car will have a dude chilling out of sight.

You're probably a normal person so you've never had the need to interact with them.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]