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Million dollar lawsuit!
30 mins w no food and were gonna get a tape 5 level sperg
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EMERGENCY: Patrick is trapped inside of a car wash
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30 mins w no food and were gonna get a tape 5 level sperg
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Very selfish of pat to waste so much water with all this global warming going on.
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What kind of lying sack of cunt blocks replies on Twitter? Fucking idiot.
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He flipped the fuck out when he got home. He must have fired off 30 "prison stalkers". He is a mental case
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He's spiraling.
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Marriott’s security would have him “pegged” in seconds.
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What an autistic answer.
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One of us is gonna have to pony up the $7 to open the door. He has no friends and his family hates him. If we don't save him, he'll die in there.
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Does anyone know much about carwashes? This one doesn't have a track that pushes the car along at a slow pace, so do you just drive forward?
And then his picture is taken as if he got out of the car in the middle of the wash...
I wouldn't put it past Patrick that he stopped in the middle of it and expected his car to magically go forward
And then his picture is taken as if he got out of the car in the middle of the wash...
I wouldn't put it past Patrick that he stopped in the middle of it and expected his car to magically go forward
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It looks like the track is on top, so I guess the car is stationary and the equipment moves around it?
One is probably supposed to stay in the car, but Fat wanted a money shot of Susan causing the people working there to fuck with him.
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Jon Davis is a huge faggot
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I like how he asks the question like he can look into it and fix it for him.
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Everyone I know who uses those things have dried soap streaks all over the lower half of their car.
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There's a pig! There's a pig stranded!
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Did something happen recently maybe???
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I continue to be dumbfounded as to why this fat cunt needs to put every last minutia of his idiotic existence online. Who the fucknis clamoring for this??
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I read "wash" as "wreck" for a second and got excited
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Has no one here ever gotten a car wash at one of these? This kind is more prevalent than the track one in my area. You pay, the garage door thing rolls up, you pull in and keep going until it tells you to stop. Then you sit there while the car is washed, with the machines moving around spraying water, soap, foam, protectant, etc depending on which level of wash you selected.
There is literally no way to get out of the car without being soaked by water and soap. I also don't see how you could get stuck. You could call them and someone could manually open the exit door and you could drive out.
What's baffling is how he got this photo. He's out of the vehicle and in the corner of the bay. Did the machine stop before the rinse and just not progress? If so, he could probably get out but that's a super stupid idea in case the rinse starts up while you're out of the vehicle.
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Fat too. Very portly.