Earlier today on Chrissie Mayrs show, Anthony "The Count" Cumia pulled up his bank statement to try to impress an onlyfans creator.

it reminds me of something I did when I was 14: I'd deposit an empty envelope in the ATM & type the amount as a cheque valued at roughly a million £pound, then I could show people my statement with me being a millionaire, totally retarded & after doing it twice they closed my account.

By age 15 I realised I had better qualities to demonstrate than a bank balance, if bank balance is your go-to 'best quality' then you're probably a lame piece o'shit.
 
The Rat scrubbed his burner reddit account.
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This was super embarrassing to watch. It's even more embarrassing to be in her shoes and see a guy do that to you especially when he looks like Ant and is all disheveled and super drunk. What a terrible impression to make.
Total cringe. Just look at how uncomfortable he is around women, you can actually see how unnerved he gets around them. Nana can't even properly bribe whores anymore. He truly is lost.
 
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