Earlier today on Chrissie Mayrs show, Anthony "The Count" Cumia pulled up his bank statement to try to impress an onlyfans creator.

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This is honestly one of the most embarrassing incidents we've seen from the ghoul in years. Look at how he sits there stunned for several seconds before deploying the weak sperm bank zinger. I love the Patposting, but between the latest Twitter suspensions, Jim rape allegations, and shit like this, it's starting to seem like we might be on the cusp of a renaissance of Nana and Norton harassment.

We've been letting them have far too much leeway in obscurity. These old cows have a lot more milk to give us.
 

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This is honestly one of the most embarrassing incidents we've seen from the ghoul in years. Look at how he sits there stunned for several seconds before deploying the weak sperm bank zinger. I love the Patposting, but between the latest Twitter suspensions, Jim rape allegations, and shit like this, it's starting to seem like we might be on the cusp of a renaissance of Nana and Norton harassment.

We've been letting them have far too much leeway in obscurity. These old cows have a lot more milk to give us.
Yes! That fucking face said it all. 18 months of taking on Congolese eels got her more than his 20 year lucky streak.

Side note: 60% or more of that money's gotta be from tricking.
 
That's at least the second time Ant's pulled out his phone to show someone his bank account, which has got to be just about the most pathetic thing I've ever seen.

Is he past the point where having a flashy car/etc isn't sufficient and he literally needs to flash his net worth in chicks faces?

And, for fucks sake, it's a porn star- she has a price.
Do you remember the first time? We could get a compilation going, think about how humiliating that would be.
 
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